Friday
12Mar2010

Random Ramblings

Master of the HouseNo introduction needed....apparently no editing needed either...let's get to it. {update: Blackburn made me spell check. Stop telling me what to do Blackburn.}

O'B: Your boy John is reporting that Joe Lunardi, a man who gets paid to tell the future and thus whose word is his livelihood, said on an internationally broadcasted television station Dayton can get two more wins in the A10 tournament they will Dance. At the beginning of the season, what would have shocked you more, that Dayton has lost 5 of their last 7 to struggle to 8-8 in conference play, or that even with such shitty results, they still have a chance at the tournament?

Blackburn: You will never hear me say a bad thing about Lunardi. The guy created his own industry and is the foremost "bracketologist" in the universe. That's a respectable hustle. You can argue with results, and Joey D's track record speaks for itself. If Handsome Joe says it, it's probably true. 
 
As far as your question, 8-8 doesn't necessarily surprise me. As we said preseason, this team had 10 or its top 11 guys coming back this year -- and none of them can shoot. Since scoring is basically half the battle, the lack of offensive talent was sure to be problematic all season. Throw in the fact that everything broke the Flyer's way last year, and you had to figure that the postseason wasn't a guarantee.  I recall our writers argued whether we should have predicted the Flyers to go 11-5 or 10-6 in conference, I guess even we overshot their potential. I know some people were throwing out ridiculous predictions like 14-2 or 13-3, which was laughable at the time and downright embarrassing at the present. How you could think a team like UD, a completely different team away from its home, could dominate the A-10 like that is beyond me.
 
That being said, I think they match up very well with Xavier (and Richmond if they progress in AC), so I'm actually kind of bullish on UD's chances in Boardwalk Hall. If they beat those two clubs then I think that UD is certainly in the discussion, which says everything you need to know about the current state of college basketball. Like I said before, this year has been a glaring indictment on the expansion to 96, which is a good thing.
 
Changing gears, what do you think about Brian Gregory's statements regarding the fans booing in recent games?

O'B: Its a load of shit. Who the fuck does he think he's talking to? A guy getting paid $500,000 a year is telling me I can't boo his shitty performance? I get paid less than a tenth of that salary and the guy that pays my salary will rip my ass apart if I were to let him down time and time again, and didn't change my performance in an attempt to improve. If this was a division three high school basketball team, where the coach is also the chemistry teacher, then yeah, its bullshit to boo. The thing is Brian Gregory is only here for the money and when he gets offered more money he's leaving. There is nothing wrong with this and I'm not trying to make him look like a bad person for standing up for his players a bit, but the fact that he says it with an utter lack of irony or embarrassment is what gets me. Like watching the game is a privilege and not a right. Like if he doesn't win more, the AD will say "well he's just such a good influence on these young student athletes, how can we fire him?" I am so upset by that comment I'm not even going to edit this rant. Moments later, BG dropped the ball
 
Lets get back on board the sanity train. Lets say we beat X and beat Richmond, then make the tournament. How does history view this team/coach?

Blackburn: Have to agree about Gregory. It's a "king is naked" kind of moment for BG. Just utterly embarrassing. It's a slick move though. Rather than discuss WHY people are booing, you attack the people who are doing the booing. Brilliant spin.  College coaches have become bad politicians.
 
If UD beats Xavier and Richmond, and then gets selected to the tournament? All is forgiven. Ultimately, success in college basketball is determined by NCAA tournament appearances. It's nice to beat your rival, it's great when graduation rates are above average, and it's encouraging when the team is competitive. However, those things pale in comparison to postseason success. If UD somehow sneaks into this tournament, the season is a triumph, Brian Gregory is a genius and Dayton has officially passed Xavier.
 
Thoughts?

O'B: Yeah. I guess. I agree with everything you say, but its kind of a shame. Keep in mind I'm saying this now, but I'll be begging you to do the recap after we win our first round NCAA game.
 
With this season in its final stages, I don't know about you, but my mind has wandered to next season. When 2011 was a lot farther away, the lineup that would include Benson, Pauly Wills, and CJ looked fruitful when paired with Juwan and Rob Lowery 2.0. Now, after watching Williams regress, seeing Benson get no time, the apparent hatred BG has for Searcy, Chris Wright inability to actually play a well rounded game of basketball, and most importantly, BG being exposed as a guy that be out-coached by any person who's ever seen a Syracuse game...I'm not as excited. Should we temper our expectations for next season? This year we were assume A10 favorites and a possible 6 Seed in the tournament. Where should I expect the pundits to say about us this summer?

Dayton's biggest recruit...since the last oneBlackburn: My mind began wandering to 2010-11 back in October. Could this be a case of addition by subtraction? I'm not sure. I will say this: as long as Chris Wright and Johnson are on the roster next season, UD can be competitive in the conference. I couldn't be more excited about the arrival of Juwan Staten. I was never completely on board the Chris Wright hype-train, but consider me the muthafuckin' conductor of the Staten Express. Guards are difference makers in college basketball, and I think by now all UD fans realize that you are at a severe disadvantage if you have suspect guard play. Staten and Josh Parker are reasons to get excited.
 
I think increased minutes for Big Dog will make everyone forget the four-year nightmare that was Kurt Huelsman. Josh Benson has shown that he has significant potential. It's too early to tell how the rest of the freshman class shakes out, but I don't expect major contributions from anyone other that Staten. We already know what to anticipate from Paul Willie and Matt Kavanaugh.
 
Depending on offseason moves, there is no reason to think that UD can't improve on a 8-8 performance. I would like to see Gregory move away from his platoon system, cut down the rotation and give Wright and Johnson 30+ minutes a game. Given BG's blind allegiance to his system, I unfortunately don't see that happening.
 
Agree/disagree?

O'B: The thing is I don't remember watching Tom Izzo take Mateen Cleaves out every 3 minutes. He's praying to a God that the even the man who created the God doesn't pray to. you ready for a great analogy? BG is just like Coach Red Beaulieu from the Waterboy. He stole The Fonz's playbook and used it to get a great job and build some success. But after a few years, everyone realized he was out of plays and couldn't adjust to the point that even a mentally handicapped team could beat them. We just haven't seen anything new, and boy wouldn't that be nice? 
 
The last person to fuck with the Fonz pulled recon duty of the Presbyterian game. The problem with next year is I don't think we'll have anyone to play SG, I think our depth will be eroded, teams will still be playing zone on us, and I don't believe we have any tangible talent in the paint. Neither CJ or CW can play a leading role on this team. Maybe that's too soon for Chris Johnson, but it sure as hell is true about Wright. I don't know what to expect from the other incoming freshman, but its hard to imagine them not taking Paul Williams spot. Lets hope that they can shoot and lets hope...gulp....Luke is healthy.
 
How the hell are we going to beat Xavier for a second time this season?

Blackburn: Forget about Luke, he is not the type of kid that plays more than 15+ minutes a game, it's obvious his body just isn't made for the long term rigors of Division one basketball. The longer he is in the game the more his weakness can be exposed. As long as he hits 40%+ of his threes, he is useful, it not, not so much.
 
I think with the right personnel, BG's system could work. However, with no inside presence, and a shaky point guard situation, I can't help but think he would have been better served riding the hot hands (especially during the back stretch of the season when things were collapsing around him). When Chris Wright scores eight points in three minutes, maybe you should let him stay in the game until he cools off or needs a breather. It's going to be interesting what happens to BG's philosophy in the offseason. If UD fails to make the Dance, he has enough evidence of what works and what doesn't work on this level. Does he alter his gameplan or stick with what got him here? Knowing Gregory's mentality, I'm not hopeful.
 
I say BG switches things up and comes out in a blazer, jeans and sparkly white sneakers on Friday night (aka the Long Island Lounge Act).  We need something huge.

O'B: We do need something huge. Something that will cause the hay seeds to gasp. Maybe we'll come out to rap music or wear baggier shorts. Maybe BG won't do coke for this game. I guess the only thing I like about today is, I really don't know what's going to happen. For better or worse, I'm going to watch the game (I'm really not, I have to be at my girlfriends birthday party at a fucking wine bar) and going to be genuinely surprised if we win...or if we lose.

I know you said before that as long as we make the tournament this season will be a success...but I know you. You have a memory that's just like my johnson...long and distinguished. How will YOU remember this season. With the disgust of the Jack Daniels shot I bought you, or the refined enjoyment of the vespa martini James Bond bought you in Monaco.

Blackburn: It all depends on whether they make a run in AC or not. The season had a odd progression, didn't it? A "huge" win to open the season against Creighton, a fairly decent showing in the Puerto Rico Tipoff, rolling off eight in a row after the K-State defeat, almost pulling off a miracle in the Pit, the escape against Duquesne, and then the loss to St. Joseph's. The loss at home against Rhody following the SJU loss was my first indication that things were not likely to pan out as we all hoped.

I guess what I will remember most about this year, if in fact the season comes to a premature end tonight, is Rob Lowery. I remain a huge Lowery fan, and thought his return to the fold would bring a much needed boost to the Flyer attack. It didn't happen, Rob Low's sporadic play was symbolic of this year's campaign.

Oh, and we learned that Brian Gregory actually does have a Napoleonic complex.

O'B: I met him once, at an alumni event...holy lord I was blasted...but he seemed so damn nice and into the program. Oh, and he smelled so fucking good. Whatever, moving on. I feel like this team planned on coasting through the year and was given a wicked reality check against Kansas State. Give me you best pregame speech for the Flyers tonight. If you are coaching Dayton, what do you tell Kurt, who's caught the ire of so many fans, what do you say to London who I argue as not, has given his soul to our program, as a mediocre player, and finally what do you say to Rob Lowery, besides pass the ball? We have top 25 talent and a top 178 conference record.

Also, give me the numbers for the NY powerball....i desperately want to quit the blog.

Blackburn: I think we are past the point of rah-rah speeches. It's simple, time to put up or shut up. This team has the talent to win the A-10 tourney, not necessarily sure they have the temperament. Honestly, Chris Wright probably has the most to lose tonight. If UD could somehow squeeze into the tourney maybe it gives him another chance to have a breakout game in the Dance and earn some more dough.

O'B: If I may say so, an NBA prospect beats St. Joe's, SLU and Rhode Island on his own.

Blackburn: Not necessarily. Although when you look at guys like Wesley Johnson, Aminu, Stanley Robinson, Ebanks, Damion James, etc., Wright's clearly not in that class. I'll always believe that Chris Wright was supposed to the the 3rd banana on a BCS team. Someone who doesn't have to make the big play, just make a play when the situation calls for it. He would have been perfect at someplace like West Virginia -- would have been the 3rd option behind Butler and Ebanks -- or Ohio State behind Turner and Buford.

Are you as tired of talking about Kountry Chris as I am?

O'B: Absolutely, sometimes he looked fantastic scoring 10 points in minutes and snagging rebounds, some games he'll look marvelous putting up a sturdy twelve and twelve...but most of the time, he just seems like he's either in the way, or too one dimensional to make an impact. I'd love to see him learn to post up guys his size. Maybe learn that MJ fade away.
 
I can't imagine scouting Chris Wright. If you showed a scout two tapes, one of his high school days, and one from UD...do you think the scout would be able to tell which tape was from 3 years ago? Of course not. He's the same player.
 
Are you doing the recon? You want to give me a prediction?

Blackburn: I ain't doing the recon, eff that. Where's Ollie and Big Harry? Here's what I predict: UD gets by X in a close one and then comes up just short against Richie. UD makes it to the NIT semis (at MSG) and you come up with some lame excuse when I try to talk you into going with me.

O'B: I concur on all accounts, only this time I insist on buying the tickets and we end up sitting in the nose bleeds. Which ends up being a wise decision because its harder to get kicked out up there.

Blackburn: Don't be so sure, I have a tendency to somehow get involved in accidental chicanery no matter where I sit.

Thursday
11Mar2010

Inside the Blogger's Studio: XU Blogger

Let's get it on!  The Atlantic 14...err...12 Tournament has started and up next for our beloved Dayton Flyers are the dreaded Xavier Musketeers.  As you all are hopefully aware of already (seriously, if you aren't, just leave), Dayton and X split their two games this past season.  I don't feel like looking it up, but this has to be the 50th year in a row that Dayton and X will play for the third time in a season. To help us preview this heavyweight showdown is XU Blogger (who again wanted to remain anonymous so we will call him Max Power) of A Fan's Note on Xavier Basketball.  Max is currently waiting in line for tickets to Chad Ochocinco's first Dancing with the Stars rehearsal but thankfully took the time to answer my questions.

Donald: First question, how many people has J. Craw killed since he was not named the Atlantic 14 Player of the Year?  In all seriousness, the guy is so money he doesn't even know (although he probably knows). What odds would you set for him to return to the Queen City next year?

Max: I was pretty shocked that the coaches gave the award to Kevin Anderson.  Kevin is a nice player, definitely elevates his team, but tough for me to accept that he's been better than Crawford, especially when you limit the analysis to conference games only.  As for returning, the cost/benefit ratio might weigh in favor of staying.  His brother didn't exactly have a good first experience with the NBA, he projects as a low second-rounder on most of the mock drafts, he would get his degree next May, and from what I understand this draft class may be especially strong due to the threat of an impending lockout. On the other hand, he'll be 22 this year, he's been jerked around by two college coaches, maybe Skyline gives him the runs.  I'd say it's better than 50/50 he comes back for one more season.

Donald: So I think Dayton could use some advice.  How does a team lose three 1,000 point scorers, their coach, and a deep bench and yet still finish 2nd place in a deep conference?

Richmond's home away from home.Max: I suppose it's a combination of a lot of things.  Miller didn't exactly leave the cupboard bare, talent-wise. Hiring Mack from within maintained stylistic and organizational continuity. Some of the returning players may not have played a lot of minutes last year, but have the experience of playing in tough buildings and in games with a lot at stake.  The players seem to have a very tough mindset and rarely get flustered when things go wrong (the UD game being the lone exception since the new year).

Donald: Dayton played XU tough back in January at the Cintas Center and then destroyed the Muskies a few weeks later in Dayton. Granted, the UD faithful is extremely optimistic about how Dayton matches up against X, but in your mind, is this a bad matchup for you guys? In my mind (I like to think I am one of the more realistic fans out there), Dayton is the worst matchup for X because of Dayton's tendency.

Max: Yes.  I think Dayton is the toughest matchup in the league for XU because of the quickness and athleticism of their 3s and 4s.  I think Jamel McLean is capable (emphasis on "capable") of neutralizing Chris Wright, but XU doesn't really have anyone that can guard Marcus Johnson and Chris Johnson on the wings.  Crawford isn't much of a defender, Lyons is too small, and Dante Jackson goes through periods where he forgets there's a game of basketball being played.  This was probably my doomsday quarterfinal matchup because there's no fatigue advantage for the better seed, Dayton on paper has enough talent to be a top-4 team in the conference, and Dayton's quickness is a serious issue.

Donald: Let's say Dayton does beat XU here in the tournament.  What seed do you think the Musketeers will get in the NCAA Tournament. Subquestion, how far do you see this team going?

Max: I have a theory that the tournament selection committee is likely to penalize teams that are locks going into their conference tournaments and lose early.  I see XU's ceiling as a 5-seed and floor as a 7-seed.  Tournament performance depends on matchups.  They could get drilled by a team like Utah State in the first round or wriggle their way to the Elite Eight again.  No clue how that will shake out, and I don't really have an expectation or strong feeling either way.

Donald: Seriously, will Kenny Frease ever be any good?  In a previous interview you said you "expect Frease to be a consistent double-double threat next year."  Care to change that quote before it comes back to haunt you?

Max: Ha.  At the risk of earning a coveted "Shithouse Rat Comment" award, I'm going to stand by it. But he's got to commit himself this offseason to improving his conditioning and attending the big man camps.

Donald: Final question, who wins this game.  And lastly, who is going to take home the A-14 title, how many A-14 teams will get to the big dance, and give us your Final Four picks right now.

Max: I think it's a repeat of the 2007 and 2008 tournaments.  XU defeats Dayton in the quarterfinal (this time by 6-8 points) and then puts forth a subpar performance the next night and loses to Richmond.  I think the game at Dayton was a total one-off, the Muskies got flustered due to the early foul trouble, actually had it down to 9 or 10 with the ball with about 9 minutes left, and then got boatraced from there.  With that said, these are pretty evenly matched squads and Dayton is more than capable of advancing.

Bring 'Em Young in the Final FourI really like Richmond and think they run the table in AC.  They are a veteran guards are currency at this time of year, when there's no time to make coaching adjustments and everyone is dragging ass.  The A-10 gets four teams in the tournament.  The three locks plus one bubble team.  Dayton can jump URI, but I think it would take two wins plus URI taking a complete dump against SLU.  If the two are close, Rhody's win up there has to be the tiebreaker.

As for the Final four, I barely follow the big conferences in early March because I'm too busy celebrating the Anthony Johnsons and Omar Samhans of the world.  I'll go with Kansas, Ohio State, Syracuse, and Kansas State.  My dark horse candidates for the Final Four are Baylor (big conference) and Brigham Young (small conference).

There you have it, straight from Max Powers' mouth.  Should be a good game and true story, this is a MUST WIN for Dayton.  Let's get our swag back.

Thursday
11Mar2010

BG is Anxious

Tuesday
09Mar2010

You are not your Khakis

Boo awayI wasn't going to throw my two cents in on this whole "booing" issue (or non-issue, depending on your point of view), but then the Ice Trucker had to go and write an article about it.

Archdeacon's overriding concern? "Is it wrong for UD Arena fans to boo the Flyers?"

In a word, no. Absolutely not. The University of Dayton men's basketball program is a for-profit business. UD basketball is a product -- nothing more, nothing less. There is a budget, there are financial records, and there are contractual obligations associated with running a high-level D1 college basketball program. Those 13,000 people cramming into UD Arena for every game? Those are customers, they are there for entertainment purposes. UD basketball is a respite from their everyday doldrums. If you think college sports in general is anything but a money grab, I'm not sure what to tell you. College sports are simply another vehicle through which to sell advertising and overpriced soft drinks. College basketball is simply another entity that gamblers can spend billions wagering on.  

Then, there is this outdated notion -- quoting the Arch: "One camp says you don’t boo 18 to 22 year olds. They aren’t pros, they don’t get paid and they are trying their best."

True, UD's basketball players are not technically professionals. However, they are not amateurs either. Perhaps "semi-professional" is the most appropriate manner in which to label them. There is a bargained for exchange between each scholarship athlete and the University of Dayton. In exchange for signing a contract (that's not very amateurish, now is it?) with UD, scholarship athletes are given free tuition, room and board, books, etc. (approximate value is probably in the neighborhood of $50,000.00) That's not even considering the extra perks that come with being an athlete: the offseason "jobs" paid in cash, scattered undergrad ass, papers written edited by tutors, and "loans" given to uncles of recruits.

Age is certainly not a concern, as no one would argue that it's wrong to boo a 20 year-old "kid" that plays for the Knicks:

20-year old financially compensated to play for the New York Knicks: boo-able!

20-year old financially compensated to play for the University of Dayton: not boo-able!

So, that argument goes right out the window -- which means it basically comes down to the corporation that is padding its pockets with the talents of predominantly young black men. Why people draw a distinction between Knicks basketball and UD basketball is beyond me. Both are economic machines focused on their bottom lines, concerned with profits. Why would it be okay to boo John Wall the 20 year old guard for the Clippers, but not John Wall the 19 year old guard for the University of Kentucky? Because he is better compensated? Someone help me out here.

Monday
08Mar2010

Jesse James Berry (The Outlaw)

Best...shirt...everNext to providing pertinent analysis and accurate information, there is nothing the majority of Blackburn Review writers despise more than discussing recruiting. Regardless, Ollie's last post, specifically his take on Jesse James Berry, got my attention.

Indulge me by checking out this excerpt from WLFI.com, won't you?

Earlier this season, a decision was made by coach Bunnell and the Berry family to sit him out for a couple of games. They made this decision to show Berry the high expectations they have for him both on and off the court.

Berry says, "Yes, I do think it was the best for me. I had a little adjustment with coach. We were kind of into it, but I got my head on straight and I'm back with my coach and everything's cool, so we're good."

Coach Bunnell explains, "His mom and me got together. We felt like we needed to make sure he was going in the right direction. Not just basketball wise, but off the court stuff, and he handled that extremely well."

Just so we are clear, when your coach sits you down for a few games as a "little adjustment" -- that's not promising. Especially considering that Berry is one of the better players in the state and essentially carries his team on offense. Is anyone else excited for Berry's freshman season?

Additionally, there is this gem on YouTube. I'm not sure if it's Jesse's friends/teammates fucking with him, or if it's just someone with an ax to grind. Either way, you're in good company if you have a rap song dedicated to your selfishness while you are still in high school. That's big time, folks. One way or another, I got a feeling this kid is leaving UD as a legend.

A shoot first, shoot again combo guard (with an apparent attitude problem and an aversion to playing defense) in Brian Gregory's system? No way this ends poorly, right?

Lastly, let's get some A-10 tournament related info out there.

Richmond at 5/1? That's what you call a value bet. At 13/2, Saint Louis is just slightly more favored to win in AC than your Flyers. Personally, I kind of like UD's probable schedule in the A-10 tournament. If UD gets by George Washington, they would face Xavier (UD has more than held their own against the Muskies this year) and then likely Richmond (the Spiders lack of rebounding means they are always vulnerable). I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'...

Odds to win the 2010 A 10 Conference Championship 
Wager is on which team will win the A 10 Conference Championship. All wagers have action. (This Prop is Closed for Betting)
Charlotte
 
15/1    
Dayton
 
8/1    
Rhode Island
 
10/1    
Richmond
 
5/1    
St Louis
 
13/2    
Temple
3/2    
Xavier
7/4    
Field
15/1    
Sunday
07Mar2010

Accolades!!

The A-10 released its all-conference picks today. Results are below:

Player of the Year: Kevin Anderson, Richmond

Defensive Player of the Year: Damian Saunders, Duquesne

Rookie of the Year: Chris Gaston, Fordham

Sixth Man of the Year: Ramone Moore, Temple

Most Improved Player: Chris Johnson, Dayton

Coach of the Year:  Francis Dunphy, Temple

Saturday
06Mar2010

Mailing It In

The 16,000,000,000,000 ManWelp, all the doom and gloom around here has finally come to fruition. Teams that lose the 5 of their last 7 don't go dancing (but they do get pizza parties!). SOS does not matter. RPI does not matter. You just don't get to go to the big boy's tournament when you shit your pants in the homestretch. That goes doubly for mid-majors.

I don't know about you, but it's almost a relief. The resignment is official and lasting now. As much as we enjoyed yelling about MUST WINS and waiting with baited breath for Smilin' Joes freshest brackets, we can pack that shit up and concentrate on the ensuing baseball season and finally get around to cataloging our porn collections.

Honestly, I don't know what to chalk this disappointment of a season up to. I think we were incredibly lucky last season and played well above our heads, thus leading to our present outlandish expectations. As the season wore on, and the detachment allowed us to view the team a bit more objectively, it become obvious we weren't all that talented of a team. We've got two very nice players in Chrises Wright and Johnson (though the cool kids swear Johnson is the better of the two, we know that's not true) and a bunch of inconsistent dreck. Some probably wouldn't in Brad Brownell's rotation (Mickey Perry, I'm looking at you). There's hope for some of that dreck, but for the most part you didn't have a clue what they were going to bring to the table night in, night out this year.

In the spirit of the Flyers 1st half performance, we're going to mail the rest of this one in bullet-style.

  • Paul Willie put up a 16 trillion tonight. That is more astonishing than you think. Walk-ons across the country give PW much respect tonight. They'll be whispering about it for years to come, Jordan-lore style well into the future.
  • Kurt saw the scouts in attendance and brought it tonight. 13 and 7. TANGIBLES! He also was 3-10 from the free throw line which makes me all the more confident I could take him in a game of HORSE.
  • Big Dog and Benson combined for 8 and 5 in 14 minutes. Saint Louis could use some size.
  • Not sure what to make of Pop-A-Shot. Is he going to be this fragile his whole career or was this some freakish lingering injury? Anyways since the Rhody game he's contributed 6 points on 2-16 shooting and 3 rebounds, albeit in very limited time.
  • When you allow the other team to go on an 18-0 run, you can pretty much head to the showers. 10 minutes without scoring, go ahead and check your messages and start making plans for the evening.
  • Willie Reed is averaging 12 and 8. Against the Flyers, he's averaging 3.5 and 6.5. Clearly, frightened by the color red.
  • We pounded them on the boards 37-25 and surprisingly didn't give that advantage back in turnovers. We did, however, manage to shoot the ball poorly enough to negate it.

Hater. I want to get this out there, I'm already opposed to Jesse Berry. SAT style: Kavanaugh: Donny::Berry:myself.

Word is leaking out now that  the reason he was suspended for a game earlier this year was a run-in with the police. He was charged with "conversion," which to the best of my knowledge is a euphemism for theft. There's also plenty of internet chatter about his character and what type of kid he is (which needs to be taken with a double helping of salt). He happens to be the most loathsome of player-types as well, the volume scorer. He's getting a hefty 22 a game on 46% and 35%, but he's also tallied only 23 assists to 61 turnovers. I would like nothing more than for Mr. Berry to make me look like I fool, but I remain dubious.


Effective Field Goal Percentage (eFG%): adjusts for the fact that a 3-point field goal is worth one more point than a 2-point field goal.
Turnover Percentage (TO%): is an estimate of turnovers per 100 plays.
Offensive Rebouning Percentage (OR%): measures a team's ability to get offensive rebounds.

Free Throw Rate (FT Rate)
: is a measure of both how often a team gets to the line and how often they make them.



SMINPTSFGMFGAFG%2PA2PA2P%3PM3PA3P%FTMFTAFT%ORDRREBASTSTLBLKTOPF
K. Cassity * 37 11 4 7 57.1 1 2 50.0 3 5 60.0 0 0
1 4 5 5 1 0 2 1
K. Mitchell * 35 20 5 9 55.6 1 2 50.0 4 7 57.1 6 9 66.7 0 5 5 2 0 0 3 3
C. Ellis * 28 10 3 8 37.5 1 2 50.0 2 6 33.3 2 2 100.0 0 3 3 0 1 0 1 3
C. Salecich * 22 8 2 3 66.7 0 0 0.0 2 3 66.7 2 2 100.0 0 1 1 2 0 0 1 1
W. Reed * 19 5 2 5 40.0 2 5 40.0 0 0
1 4 25.0 1 5 6 1 0 2 1 4
J. Jordan
23 11 3 5 60.0 2 3 66.6 1 2 50.0 4 4 100.0 1 0 1 4 1 0 2 0
B. Conklin
16 2 0 4 0.0 0 3 0.0 0 1 0.0 2 2 100.0 0 1 1 0 0 0 2 3
C. Remekun
11 1 0 3 0.0 0 3 0.0 0 0
1 2 50.0 1 1 2 0 0 0 1 3
J. Smith
9 3 1 1 100.0 1 1 100.0 0 0
1 1 100.0 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 0

SLU
200 71 20 45 44.4 8 21 38.0 12 24 50.0 19 26 73.1 5 23 28 14 4 2 13 18


S MIN PTS FGM FGA FG% 2PA 2PA 2P% 3PM 3PA 3P% FTM FTA FT% OR DR REB AST STL BLK TO PF

UD
200 66 25 55 45.5 20 40 50.0 5 15 33.3 11 21 52.4 14 24 38 11 5 3 14 19
C. Wright * 32 15 7 13 53.8 7 13 53.8 0 0
1 4 25.0 4 4 8 0 2 1 1 4
K. Huelsman * 27 13 5 7 71.4 5 7 71.4 0 0
3 10 30.0 5 2 7 0 0 0 5 0
L. Warren * 24 8 2 3 66.7 2 3 66.6 0 0
4 4 100.0 0 3 3 3 0 0 1 5
M. Johnson * 23 3 1 5 20.0 0 3 0.0 1 2 50.0 0 0
1 2 3 0 1 0 2 2
R. Lowery * 20 11 3 7 42.9 1 3 33.3 2 4 50.0 3 3 100.0 0 4 4 4 0 0 1 4
M. Perry
20 5 2 7 28.6 1 3 33.3 1 4 25.0 0 0
0 2 2 3 1 0 2 1
C. Johnson
18 3 1 5 20.0 0 2 0.0 1 3 33.3 0 0
0 3 3 0 1 0 2 1
P. Williams
16 0 0 0
0 0 0.0 0 0
0 0
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
J. Benson
8 4 2 4 50.0 2 4 50.0 0 0
0 0
2 3 5 0 0 1 0 0
D. Searcy
6 4 2 2 100.0 2 2 100.0 0 0
0 0
1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0
L. Fabrizius
6 0 0 2 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 2 0.0 0 0
0 1 1 0 0 0 0 2


S MIN PTS FGM FGA FG% 2PA 2PA 2P% 3PM 3PA 3P% FTM FTA FT% OR DR REB AST STL BLK TO PF
Thursday
04Mar2010

Same Old, Same Old

Caveat emptor, Mr. Wabler.Where to start with this game?  Everything about this one was pretty predictable: Kevin Anderson got his (22 points, 4 assists, 3 rebounds), David Gonzalvez was clutch down the stretch, UD out rebounded a team (43-25) but turned the ball over too many times (20) to make it count.  You cannot expect to win a tough road game when you shoot 34% from the field and turn the ball over 20 times, it is as simple as that.  With that being said, I'm gonna go ahead and list out my observations from this game.  I know that most of these are going to be very profound, original ideas to everyone, so here they are:

1.) Kevin Anderson is really fucking good at the game of basketball.  If it weren't for a guy by the name of JC, Anderson would definitely be in the running for POY in the A-10.  The guy is one of the purest shooters in the league and can beat the quickest of quick (London) off the dribble at will.  The shots that this guy was creating, you cannot even get mad about.  There is hope that between Parker and Staten we'll have a PG that is a legit scoring threat, isn't there?

2.) Screw the zone, teams should be putting full court pressure on the Flyers the entire game.  This team is constantly trying to go 100 mph and as a result averages almost 15 turnovers a game.  As we have seen with most games, the Flyer's backcourt does not take care of the rock and seems to panic when faced with a full court pressure scheme.

3.) Dan Geriot is eerily similar to the old, sweaty guy that tries far too hard during a pick up game at the local Y.  I mean between the hiked up shorts, the baggy white undershirt, and being white, he has that role pegged to a T.  It really is a shame that he blew out his ACL because that old man used to be able to play.

4.) Did Chris Wright miss the bus to Richmond?  I'm not sure where he was for this game, because he for damn sure was not out on the court.  For being the leader of this team, he needs to realize that his teammates are relying on him to take charge in a must win game on the road against a formidable opponent.

5.) The Big Dog is soon to be emaciated because no one will let him eat.  I lost track after about 4 or 5, the amount of times that Big Dog was waving his hands in the air, as to say, "Hey guys, I'm wide fucking open, pass me the damn ball."  This team must have a phobia of passing the ball in to the post, because it never happens.  You cannot expect the perimeter to open up if you only swing the ball around the top. Dump the ball into the post every once in a blue moon and see what happens, I think you'll be happy with the result, BG.

6.) I've been weary about taking my shots at BG all season because I think no matter what, it is the players on the court that prosper or fail.  There were two things that I didn't like from him this game. One being his inability to draw up successful sets coming out of a dead ball, and two being at the beginning of the last Flyer timeout, the camera zoomed in on the UD huddle and you could visibly see BG say, "Alright, who's in?"  Less than a minute left, down three and you don't know who you have on the court?  Remove your head from your rectum, Mr. Gregory.

Artist rendering of Geriot7.) I did not know that it was possible to have uglier cheerleaders than UD.  I think Richmond might take the cake on this one.  If I'm not mistaken, there was one, MAYBE two, respectable looking girls.  Kudos to the perv camera man who did an up-skirt shot of THE attractive cheerleader.

8.) How long until it comes out that For-three-zius' knee injury is far worse than any of us thought and has to go under the knife?  Once we are officially invited to the NIT or scrap him now?  Clearly this is far worse than originally reported.  With the Flyers seeing zones left and right, you would think that The Lukeness Monster would be out there for more than three minutes.  Put the lack of defense and athleticism aside, the kid can flat out shoot and needs to be out there against these zones.

9.) The Flyers got JC'd against a team that does not start with X.  Just as Crawford did to London Warren at the end of the game at the Cintas Center, there was nothing that MJ could do to stop David Gonzalvez as he hit fadeaways with a hand in his eye.  Gonzalvez decided to find his jumper at halftime, and coupled with Anderson's stellar play, that was enough to spur the Spiders on to victory.

10.) 20 offensive rebounds is quite impressive.  The announcers kept marveling at this statistic.  The thing that they did not focus on was what caused these rebounds: missed shots.  So yes, Kurt and CJ were crashing the offensive glass, but its pretty easy to snag 5 offensive boards when your team only shoots 34% from the field.

The sad part about this Flyer team is that when they showed the graphic of the A-10 tournament bracket, I could not even convince myself that they have a chance of snagging the A-10 auto bid.  No matter where the Flyers end up in the bracket, I do not see them beating any of the top four teams in the second round.  Sure they are capable of it, but with a team that is so wildly inconsistent it's hard to expect the right team to show up.

I can't wait for this team to blow SLU out to get their 20th win of the season so that BG can add another twenty-win season to his resume, and make the university and some fans alike think that BG is a great coach and the right coach for the future.  If anyone is interested in the NIT pizza party, please send your information to Mr. Donoher as he will be organizing the event.  

I'm not sure which is a bigger surprise to me, that the Flyers are likely not going to be in the NCAA tourney after returning 10 guys or that I was able to come up with 1,100 words after that painful loss.  I guess its perfect timing for Spring Training to start...


Effective Field Goal Percentage (eFG%)
: adjusts for the fact that a 3-point field goal is worth one more point than a 2-point field goal.
Turnover Percentage (TO%): is an estimate of turnovers per 100 plays.
Offensive Rebouning Percentage (OR%): measures a team's ability to get offensive rebounds.

Free Throw Rate (FT Rate)
: is a measure of both how often a team gets to the line and how often they make them.



SMINPTSFGMFGAFG%2PA2PA2P%3PM3PA3P%FTMFTAFT%ORDRREBASTSTLBLKTOPF
Dayton C. Wright * 32 6 1 7 14.3 1 7 14.2 0 0
4 4 100.0 4 3 7 2 1 2 4 2
Dayton L. Warren * 25 4 2 3 66.7 2 3 66.6 0 0
0 0
0 2 2 2 0 0 4 4
Dayton K. Huelsman * 24 7 2 5 40.0 2 5 40.0 0 0
3 5 60.0 5 5 10 0 0 0 1 2
Dayton M. Johnson * 19 10 3 9 33.3 2 7 28.5 1 2 50.0 3 4 75.0 2 2 4 0 2 0 2 3
Dayton R. Lowery * 19 9 2 7 28.6 1 3 33.3 1 4 25.0 4 5 80.0 0 1 1 1 1 0 4 2
Dayton C. Johnson
26 13 5 10 50.0 2 4 50.0 3 6 50.0 0 0
5 4 9 0 1 0 2 0
Dayton M. Perry
17 2 1 6 16.7 1 2 50.0 0 4 0.0 0 0
0 2 2 3 0 0 1 3
Dayton P. Williams
16 3 1 3 33.3 0 1 0.0 1 2 50.0 0 0
0 0 0 1 0 0 0 2
Dayton D. Searcy
13 0 0 0
0 0 0.0 0 0
0 0
1 2 3 0 0 0 2 1
Dayton J. Benson
6 2 1 2 50.0 1 2 50.0 0 0
0 1 0.0 3 2 5 0 0 0 0 0
Dayton L. Fabrizius
3 0 0 1 0.0 0 1 0.0 0 0
0 0
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

UD
200 56 18 53 34.0 12 35 34.2 6 18 33.3 14 19 73.7 20 24 44 9 5 2 20 19


S MIN PTS FGM FGA FG% 2PA 2PA 2P% 3PM 3PA 3P% FTM FTA FT% OR DR REB AST STL BLK TO PF

RICH
200 60 20 47 42.6 14 29 48.2 6 18 33.3 14 20 70.0 6 19 25 11 14 3 12 18
Richmond K. Anderson * 38 22 6 14 42.9 5 11 45.4 1 3 33.3 9 10 90.0 0 4 4 3 0 0 1 1
Richmond D. Gonzalvez * 37 14 6 11 54.5 4 5 80.0 2 6 33.3 0 2 0.0 1 1 2 3 0 0 2 2
Richmond R. Butler * 36 7 1 5 20.0 1 2 50.0 0 3 0.0 5 6 83.3 0 4 4 2 6 0 5 3
Richmond J. Harper * 31 13 5 8 62.5 2 5 40.0 3 3 100.0 0 0
1 2 3 0 2 0 1 2
Richmond D. Garrett * 9 0 0 0
0 0 0.0 0 0
0 0
1 1 2 0 0 0 1 2
Richmond K. Smith
17 2 1 4 25.0 1 3 33.3 0 1 0.0 0 2 0.0 0 3 3 2 2 3 0 1
Richmond D. Geriot
16 2 1 4 25.0 1 3 33.3 0 1 0.0 0 0
1 2 3 1 1 0 2 2
Richmond F. Martel
14 0 0 0
0 0 0.0 0 0
0 0
2 2 4 0 3 0 0 5
Richmond D. Brothers
2 0 0 1 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 1 0.0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Thursday
04Mar2010

Recon: Richmond (and You Thought Miami Was Preppy)

I tried to talk you guys into thinking we were underdogs last week in the worst recon you've ever seen until this one. The truth is we are now officially on the outside looking in for the first time all season. I'm about to tell you something that will rock your world. I actually got multiple anonymous emails about this, that I will not republish for fear of reprisal. Here we go. This game is a must win. WOW. I know right? Here's the kicker, we could win this game, the SLU game, and make it to the championship game of the A10, and still not make the tournament. Prepare for the worst and drink like the best. Lets get right into a detailed description of what we're about to see, regardless of validity.

How we got here: Richmond's rise to the top of the Atlantic Ten isn't surprising. A small school with under 3,000 kids, most of whom have little to no knowledge of the team, and once they graduate work at subpar mortgage firms in midtown Manhattan. Blackburn described the students at Richmond as, "cake eaters who prefer bong rips over college basketball." He forgot to mention the casual cocaine addiction and not so casual madras addiction. I have a lot of friends from Richmond, the type of people that are nice to me, but not nice to the maitre'd at Canal Bar (Ed Gein, anyone?). Anyway, the Spiders take orders from the same type of person they will after graduation, a Princeton grad.

Mooney: his bowel movements could outcoach BGChris Mooney has been the Richmond head coach since 2005 and is in the midst of his second twenty win season with the Spyders. Mooney runs a Princeton offense which is based on passing, movement, and the ability to drain the three from all five positions. On paper, Dayton's defense is built to defeat the Princeton offense (more like the Argyle offense...am I right guys?!!?); we constantly pressure the ball, defend passing lanes with a long, athletic team, and utilize our depth to keep fresh legs on the court. Since '07 "we" are 3-1 against Richmond and have held them to 37%, 40%, 55% (2008 loss), and 37% shooting. Clearly the magic number tomorrow will lie somewhere between 41% and.....54%! That's some crack analysis. Suck it, Doog. 

The Arachnia: One of the reasons Richmond has taken the game to the next level this season has been the health of Dan Geriot. Geriot took a medical redshirt last year after doing to his knee what's...

Errrrrrr (that's a record screeching sound, and not of the remix variety). O'B ingeniously disconnected the sprinkler system in his office building and then committed an act of arson yesterday. All in order to avoid writing this recon (we're struggling to maintain interest just like you). So from here out you'll get a mashup of inferior rambling from myself, Ollie, and the sterling prose of Mr. B., the man with Richmond love juice running down his chin.

I'm not sure where we were going with Geriot, as he's yet to make the impact that his freshman and sophomore years promised (remember, promises are just lies in the making). But after putting up 14 and 5.5 a half as a sophomore on 48% from the field and 40% from three, all thought he was on pace for an All A-10 career and a solid Spanish tenure where he played games twice a week, ate paella daily, and made his way through Spanish women like the Inquisition. Then his ACL popped and his statshave dropped across the board. Which is vexing as nobody was confusing him with Tyrus Thomas. Really, he was a rich man's Pop-A-Shot with superior ball skills. He was Pete Carril's wet dream, a big man with great range, passing ability, and well defined pecs. Now he's, more or less, a confused Kurt Huelsman.

Only Jordan Crawford stands in his wayKevin Anderson is the tiny little heart of the Spiders. He's what makes 'em go. He's the quickest guard in the league and will make a living in the paint. While, not a particularly adept distributor, the threat of him beating his defender leaves gaps for his teammates. He's getting 17.5 a game and does a great deal of his damage at the line, as he's prone to be fouled and, gasp, hits his foul shots like he's paid to (82%). He's not much of a threat from 3, but he'll still fire his fair share. While the Flyers PGs are reputed to be terrors on D, they've been exposed as dredlocked charlatans this season. They're apt to eat some poor, white PG's lunch, but are swinging gates against anyone with a head fake or a crossover. Look for Anderson to have a huge game as he did last season.

David Gonzalvez makes up the second half of the league's best backcourt. His numbers are down a bit from last year, but he's still a solid all around 2 guard. Offensively, he can shoot it a bit (44%/36%), is not afraid to grab a board (4.1), and plays some mean D. Like Anderson, he's grabbing nearly 2 steals a game. I don't know about you, but I'm ready for Gonzalvez to graduate and not because of his basketball, but because of the damned V in his last name. Is he too good to be a Gonzalez?

Justin Harper's continued development has been instrumental in Richmond's rise to glory. Coming into this season, Harper was expected to raise his game and match the hype he entered the Spider program with three years ago. He has done just that this season, scoring 11 points and grabbing 6 boards a game. Additionally, he is a superior defender, the type of player that fills in all the little holes no one else will. The same can be said of senior guard Ryan Butler. Mooney is on record claiming Butler as the best defensive player he has ever coached. I would expect that in the rare moments the Spiders aren't sitting in a zone chuckling amongst each other, Butler will be all up in Chris Johnson's business. Although not a great offensive player, Butler will fire away from the perimeter if left to his own devices. 

The Numbers Game"A good decision is based on knowledge and not on numbers."



PPGFG%FT%3P%RPGORPGDRPGAPGTPGSPGBPGFPG
Dayton UD 70.2 42.1 66.6 33.7 39.2 12.0 26.8 15.1 14.4 6.2 3.5 19.8
Richmond RICH 68.6 44.6 69.9 34.8 32.7 9.0 23.7 12.7 11.5 8.4 4.9 17.6
Dayton UD Opponents 61.6 39.2 64.6 31.2 32.7 10.1 22.6 11.0 14.2 5.9 3.3 18.8
Richmond RICH Opponents 60.8 39.0 70.4 28.4 37.6 13.1 24.4 9.9 15.7 5.4 3.4 17.9


Rest your worthless bones, your end is nighRichmond is the most efficient team UD will face this season, they never waste a possession. They play very heady basketball, take smart shots and protect the ball. Defensively, they are just as sound, allowing just over 60 points a game. The Spiders are sneaky athletic in the frontcourt. Although the backcourt deservedly gets much of the focus, Butler and Harper are vital to this team's success on the defensive end. The one downfall of this team has been in the rebounding department. Chris Mooney's team routinely gets outrebounded, an area the Flyers can hopefully capitalize on. 

Prediction: WE NEVER LOSE AT HOME...only on the road. If UD comes up short, they will end the year 4-7 on the road, just 2-6 in A-10 play. A roadie against a top-25 caliber team on Senior night? It's safe to say UD's chances are slim to none, and Slim just walked out of the building (my Uncle, the one who did time, used to say that. No clue what it means). Richmond's backcourt will likely be too much for UD to handle, and the fact that Richie excels on the defensive end does not bode well for the Flyers either. The Spiders are 3.5 point favorites, and I think that's giving UD too much credit.

It will be interesting to see what Gregory's mindset will be tonight. Will he stick to his guns, the strategy that has the Flyers sitting at 8-6 in the league, or press on with a different look -- perhaps increasing the minutes for UD's most valuable weapons. Although BG's gameplan is predicated on throwing as many fresh bodies at the opposition as possible, tonight's game would seem to be a rather opportune moment to change things up a bit. There is nothing left to lose, Dayton has painted itself into a corner. Might as well throw everything against the wall and see what, if anything, sticks.

Richmond wins this one, 67-60.

Wednesday
03Mar2010

Don Donoher's Oscar Preview Special

Dressed for my Oscar partyWhat do I love more than Flyers basketball?  This year, a lot of things.  But every year the answer is movies.  I love everything about the movies, especially the Oscars (albeit the show is pretty lame most years).  It gives us normal people a chance to not only be jealous of celebrities and their millions of dollars, but they get a kick ass statue that they if they were smart, gets put on their mantle above a fireplace.  The closest thing I have to an Oscar is a World's Best Brother trophy that my sisters got me one Christmas (it was a lifetime achievement award). 

When I emailed the editor of this blog to tell him that I wanted to do an Oscar preview, O'Brien emailed back and said, "Sure, just tie it to Dayton basketball somehow."  I decided to take each of the 10 Best Picture nominations and compare them to a player/coach on this year's team.  So here you go, folks.  This year's Oscar Bonanza, Dayton Flyers style.

But before we go, here are my acting/directing predictions:

Best Actor: Who should win?  George Clooney (Up in the Air).  Who will win?  Jeff Bridges (Crazy Heart).  I loved Up in the Air(more on this later) and Clooney was fantastic in this, but Jeff Bridges has won every award this year and will take that momentum into Sunday's show.  Odds of Bridges winning: 4-1.

Best Actress: Who should win? Meryl Streep (Julie & Julia).  Who will win?  Sandra Bullock (The Blind Side).  Yes, I have seen Julie & Julia(the joys of being married) and it was actually pretty good.  Streep has won this award before so the voters will give it to Bullock, who is making a career comeback.  Odds of Bullock winning: 5-1.

Best Actor in a Supporting Role: Even John couldn't be more optimistic about Landa's chancesWho should win? Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds).  Who will win?  Waltz.  A fantastic movie (but not as good as Pulp Fiction or Kill Bill), Waltz was absolutely perfect in this role.  The last time someone was this big of a favorite was Daniel Day-Lewis and Javier Bardem back in 2008.  Odds of Waltz winning: 1-10.

Best Actress in a Supporting Role: Who should win?  Vera Farminga (Up in the Air).  Who will win?  Mo'Nique (Precious).  Farminga made me hate women and never allow my wife to go on a business trip again.  But Mo'Nique, like the rest of the acting awards, has this one in the bag because of her past wins.  Odds of Mo'Nique winning: 3-1.

Best Director: Who should win? Quentin Tarantino (Inglourious Basterds).  Who will win?  James fucking Cameron (Avatar).  Tarantino, who I will not compare to Martin Scorsese, is going to have to wait until his next movie, and then his next movie, and then his next movie to get that Oscar statue.  Cameron, who I have read is a major dickbag, will win the award simply because Avatarhas made a gazillion dollars.  Odds of Cameron winning?  2-1.

Avatar: (Rob Lowery/London Warren)  Even though I have not seen Avatar (still the only one in the world), I know a little bit about it.  This movie features blue people in the mythical land of Pandora who have the perfect world before the humans come in and try to fuck everything up.  Why did I choose the Swag and Jacksonville Jet for this movie?  Well, because they have dreads of course!  That and coming into this year, the Flyer Faithful felt they had the perfect point guards for the season until teams of the Atlantic 10 went and fucked it up by making Rob think it was a good idea for him shoot 10 three pointers a game.  While Avatar has not been an epic failure, the last season of Lowery/Warren has been.  Odds of Avatar winning Best Picture: 5-1.

The Blind Side: (Marcus Johnson)  This was a tough one.  To the best of my knowledge, there are no players on this team that were homeless on the street, without parents, and then rescued by a rich family like the Baltimore Ravens offensive lineman, Michael Oher.  So I went ahead and took the literal meaning of this movie, well not really.  While Marcus was not protecting a quarterback's blind side, he did blind side the Flyer Faithful this year by sucking major ass.  What was expected to be a breakout senior year that could have possibly led to an NBA tryout turned out to be one of the most disappointing seasons in recent memory (Davis Morris comes to mind).  While Oher has gone on to become a great player for the Ravens, MJ will be forgotten in a few years and be put in the same group as "could have beens" Brooks Hall of Shame and Monty Scott.  Odds of The Blind Side winning Best Picture: 10-1.

District 9: (Josh Benson)  I have heard from a reliable source that Josh Benson eats cat food every morning for breakfast so this was a no brainer.  District 9 is about a million or so aliens held captive in South Africa because of the fear of what they will do if they were let loose in the world.  Benson is facing the same thing with this Flyers team.  Benson, whose alien-like arms and out of this world talent, is hardly ever on display for fear of what he will do (like turning the ball over).  Here's hoping Benson harnesses all of his talents this summer and is in the starting lineup next season.  If not, expect him to rip apart Brian Gregory's body.  Odds of District 9 winning Best Picture: 20-1.

An Education: (Matt Kavanaugh)  Comparing my least favorite player to a Nick Hornby script?  In the words of Phil Dunphy, "Why the face?"  I'll be honest, I have not seen this movie but according to Google it is about a group of con artists who rent apartments located around the elderly to black people, knowing that the elderly people will move -- allowing the con artists to swoop in and buy the apartments/houses cheap. 

What does this have to do with Matt Kavanaugh?  I have no fucking clue.  USA TODAY says Hornby's "taking on a young woman's loss of innocence was uncharted territory."  There we go!  Matt Kavanaugh is a young woman who lost her innocence.  Nah.  But the Ghost in the Post needs to...get ready for it...take an an education from Sean Finn and Mark Ashman and learn how to play like a man.  A lot of people (OK, just Roger Bohn and Secaur) think that Matt could be contribute to the Flyers during his career.  We shall see.  Odds of An Education winning Best Picture: 25-1.

The Hurt Locker: (Luke Fabrizius)  With the Hurt Locker, if you don't actually know anything about howthe military works, but you like things going "BOOM," well then you love this movie.  Does it help that it feeds liberal Hollywood's standing agenda to rally against the military industrial complex?  That's just a bonus I'm sure.  Just like with Luke Fabrizius' early career at Dayton, people who don't have a real understanding of basketball, like to see Fabby Fab Fab bomb it from deep with reckless abandonment for their viewing pleasure.  In reality, his play is difficult to stomach for most people with real knowledge on the subject, because they know he's giving up 4 points for every three he makes.  He does have his stand out games, but most of the time he bombs.  Get it?  By the way, I actually liked this movie, but a lot of people did not.  Also, I'm an idiot so do not take my word for it.  Odds of The Hurt Locker winning Best Picture: 7-1.  (written by Jim O'Brien)

Inglourious Basterds: (UD's 09-10 season) I have no idea what this is for or why I am participating, but I can almost guarantee that this will be the only section of this post without a spelling error.  Personally, I think it's great that the day before a HUGE game we are sitting around talking about the Academy Awards like a bunch of fat, single women and their gay male friends. Makes perfect sense.

I'm an unapologetic Tarantino slurper, I even liked Jackie Brown, and this one ranks right up there with the best of his work. No one writes better dialogue than Tarantino and no director has a better eye for detail. You could make an argument for Wes Anderson, but his nuances are so forced and contrived that they actually BECOME the movie, taking attention away from the actual film. Anderson is all style, no substance. QT is adept at balancing both, and no one is in his league.

The only problem with this film is the pacing. The opening sequence of Basterds is filled with great tension and monumental drama, so much so that everything after the initial scene is a letdown. Just as Tarantino's movie suffered from the expectations set by that phenomenal scene, the Flyers have suffered from the expectations coming into this season. It wasn't so much that Dayton was overrated, certainly they were, it was the letdown the club suffered after coming back from Puerto Rico. Even though the Flyers came back from the PR Tipoff 1-2, they held their own against a formidable trio of programs and instilled confidence for the rest of the season. Most UD fans were convinced that it was going to be a steady climb upward from that point forward. Not quite, as the Flyers peaked and will likely finish just a game or two above .500 in the conference. Odds of Inglourious Basterds winning Best Picture: absolutely no clue. (written by Mr. Blackburn)   

Precious: (Devin Searcy)  This is where having Desmond Adedeji would have come in handy.  Devin is not a big, fat, black person like Precious (yes, I know that is not PC), but he does have a lot in common with her.  I hope Searcy has not been raped by his father, but he has been beaten and bruised by Brian Gregory's ego.  Searcy has outplayed, out-hustled, out-practiced, and pretty much outed Kurt Huelsman this year.  Let's take a look at the St. Louis game from last month.  Granted Searcy played more minutes (21 to 14), but he outscored Kurt 16-0.  Yet, who was starting both overtimes?  Kurt.  I would say that this has to hurt Searcy's confidence but he has to know that Gregory is always going to be stubborn and next year, Searcy will be the starting center from Day 1.  Odds of Precious winning Best Picture: 20-1.

A Serious Man: (Brian Gregory)  Another movie I have yet to see but according to Google, A Serious Man is about a father/husband named Larry who has a pothead son, a daughter who steals from him, a brother that sleeps on his couch, and a wife that wants to divorce him so she can be with someone else.  Throw in the fact that he is a college professor who is bribed by one of his students to pass him or he (the student) will make sure Larry does not get tenure.  Sounds like a shitty job/life if you ask me. 

Enter Brian Gregory.  The life of a successful Division 1 basketball coach can be glamorous but eventually, it will all come crashing down.  Yes, there are the coaches like John Wooden, Dean Smith, Coach K, Adolph Rupp, etc. that did and will leave on their own terms, but a lot of coaches are fired because of the ridiculous expectations their fanbases have for them.  Gregory is trying to juggle the team (which from rumors floating around, is not getting along), the athletic department, and the batshit crazy fan base that is the Flyer Faithful.  Can you blame the guy if he wants to go elsewhere?  It may come as a shock to you all, but I never really pictured Gregory as a Dayton guy.  I don't know what that even means, but I always pictured him at a school like DePaul or Temple or Washington.  Big city guy, good recruiter, has the world at his finger tips.  While I have thought that Gregory wasn't a great coach, he is a good man (maybe even a serious man) for the Dayton job.

Up: (Chris Wright)  This one was a no-brainer.  Everyone who has seen Up says it is the best Pixar movie ever (maybe even the best animated movie ever) and that it will make you cry and appreciate life.  Well, Chris Wright makes me cry alright.  Granted, CW has had a solid year in terms of points and rebounds and he is the undisputed leader of this team.  However, CW...like Up...is extremely overrated in my mind.  Talking with Blackburn the Troll yesterday, he asked me a simple question.  Would I rather have Jordan Crawford or Chris Wright.  I didn't even hesitate when I said, "Jordan Crawford, no question about it."  Looking down at the Atlantic 14 right now, there are several players I'd rather have instead of Chris Wright.  I'd take Damian Saunders, Kevin Anderson, Shamari Spears, and Rodney Green before CW.  I'd also watch Finding Nemo, Toy Story 2, Ratatouille, and Wall-E before I'd watch Up again.  Give me a break people, I have a soft spot for Pixar films.  That and I have two nieces who won't shut up unless that shit is on the TV.  Odds of Up winning Best Picture: 15-1.

Up in the Air: (Chris Johnson)  My favorite movie of the year with my favorite player of the year.  This movie was as close to perfect as they come, as was CJ this year with the Flyers.  Up in the Air stars the sexiest man alive, George Clooney, while CJ is the sexiest player on this team (he has impregnated at least 5 cheerleaders).  Up in the Air is about a man who is hired by companies from around the United States to fire their employees.  While Ryan Bingham (played by Clooney) thinks that he loves the lifestyle of flying from place to place and not having any set in stone relationships, he realizes he is lonely and wants a change.  The past few weeks, the Internets have been abuzz about CJ feeling lonely and wanting a change.  SPOILER ALERT!!!  Clooney goes for the girl, gets burned, and goes back to living what he thought was a good life (though we are quite sure he will never be happy).  CJ will flirt with the idea of transferring but will eventually stay at UD and pretend he is happy, when in reality, he is just counting the days until he leaves Dayton.  Odds of Up in the Air winning Best Picture: 6-1.