This weekend in Flyer country two bad things happened.

First, there was an inbred from Xavier on campus. In typical Xavier fashion the musketeer got cocky. He was the target of numerous “F—K XAVIER” chants. Finally, the Xavier student snapped and smashed a beer bottle over the head of a UD student. Xavier is apparently determined to beat UD this year in whatever sense possible.

Secondly, a freshman guy living in Marycrest punched a girl in the face and broke her jaw. The Chris Brown of UD is reportedly in jail. The police officer asked “Do you have any weapons on you?” The student responded with “Yes, I have a pistol, but you’re going to have to suck my cock to get it.” As you can imagine this did not help the situation.

Stay Drunk. Stay Stupid.


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