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Don Donoher6 years ago111 min

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Hey losers, it’s that time of year again when the degenerates go down to the dump that is Daytona Beach, Florida. If you remember last year, we sent our buddies from Man League Universal to fill us in on all the fun activities. Since it was one of our most read pieces of the year, we figured we would do it again.

Will we pay you anything? Probably, this is America — if it don’t make a dollar, it don’t make sense. Last year, we did provide cash money for a picture of our favorite cheerleader in a bikini. This year? Who knows? If Matt Kavanaugh happens to be down there (entirely possible), maybe that might earn you some extra scratch.

Anyway, if you are interested, email us at blackburnreview@gmail.com for further details. Godspeed.

Don Donoher

I'm better than you. And I know it.

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