U. Dayton BasketballFliers Draw 7 Seed, BR Bracket Pool

Matt Allaire2 years ago156 min

Well the bracket got leaked, so I’m writing this piece while still watching them unveil the rest of the bracket, and Dayton hasn’t even been announced yet. CBS was stupid for making the show 2 hours long and this is what they get. By far the best part of the show was the fact that the guys on the show were completely oblivious to the fact that the entire internet already knew the bracket and continued to tease like nobody had any idea. Anyways.

Dayton is a 7 seed and we have to take on Syracuse again, and we all remember what happened last time we had to play them in the tourney. A 7 seed is better than I expected, but St. Louis is the worst city in the world so I’m definitely not going there. This is the first time Dayton has made the NCAA tourney 3 years in a row since the Don Donoher era, so basically, Archie = Donny D. Honestly, I think we got screwed because after we beat ‘Cuse, we have to play Michigan State. Dammit. Oh well. You all can go to Saint Louis. March 18th. LOWD.

 

Blackburn doesn’t know how to make a bracket pool, and there aren’t many sexist and racist jokes to make about this, so he is making me post it. You know the drill. We decided to give away some LOWD t-shirts, top 10 finishers get one. You’re welcome. Click on the ghetto to join the pool. ghetto

Until next time, WARE RED, and BE LOWD.

15 comments

  • Tom Blackburn

    March 13, 2016 at 7:31 PM

    It’s clear from the reaction video that UD already knew where they were seeded. Fantastic.

    Reply

    • Velvet

      March 13, 2016 at 11:39 PM

      They’re not the least bit scared of Bow-Heem.

      Reply

  • Sharin Peters

    March 13, 2016 at 7:36 PM

    Worst city in the world? Fuck U you stupid Fuck Face

    Reply

    • Matt Allaire

      March 13, 2016 at 7:38 PM

      I’m a Reds fan and I just hate everything and anything to do with St. Louis. Nothing personal.

      Reply

    • Deli Jan

      March 14, 2016 at 9:54 AM

      Yeah suck it Blackburn. Even though the Rams left, Ferguson burned, and there may be the potential for a nuclear disaster (see Westlake Landfill), we still have toasted ravioli, provel cheese, and Cardinals baseball so things are looking up.

      Reply

  • Sharin Peters

    March 13, 2016 at 7:43 PM

    Oh… No worries

    Reply

  • Matt T

    March 14, 2016 at 8:38 AM

    Sometimes I wish I was a member at U.D pride so I could correct items like this that are posted: “2. #7 seed was really where we deserved (between 28-31 best in country)” …from a poster named Coffee Can. You’d think a U.D grad (maybe) would get that a 7 seed would theoretically be 25 to 28. Time and time again I see mistakes there such as this but because I don’t have an “institutional” email address, I’m not allowed to join.

    Reply

  • balls

    March 14, 2016 at 10:52 AM

    Any idea what section(s) are designated for UD? Going stubhub route and would prefer not to sit with SU or MSU…

    Reply

  • tman

    March 14, 2016 at 11:05 AM

    I think it was the great late Paul Brown who said “act like you’ve been there before”.

    And I believe it was Slim Whitman who once said “you can take the gal and guy out of the Pennsylvania trailer park but you cant take the trailer park out of the guy nor the gal from Pennsylvania.
    And it was my Grandfather who once said “women, you cant live with them, you cant live with them”.

    I say all this because anyone who makes a million dollars a years should NOT have guest take off their shoes before entering. And the plastic on the light shades and couch is not a great look.

    Unless you’re related to the Whites of West Virginia (which is close to Pennsylvania).

    Reply

    • Anonymous

      March 14, 2016 at 2:25 PM

      thanks Martha Stewart.

      Reply

      • Brother Tim

        March 14, 2016 at 4:32 PM

        tman….BR’s Baz Luhrmann.

        Reply

  • Kman

    March 15, 2016 at 5:40 PM

    Rejected DDN headlines for Selection Sunday….

    In search of motivation to win, Archie Convinces True Team that game vs. Syracuse in St. Louis is for the Arch Baron Cup.

    Asked Questions about matchup with Dayton, a confused Jim Boeheim continues with two years of excuses for 2014 loss by blaming NCAA infractions investigators and Fab Melo.

    Driving to game in St. Louis allows Scoochie Smith to pack an extra set of huge steel balls.

    Famous Bus Driver from Memphis Great 8 Trip plans to stop at Indiana Love’s Truck Stop to buy pork rinds, road porn, bathroom condoms and Durrell Davis a new outside shot.

    Fans reaction to Dayton game in St. Louis. “At least it’s not Spokane.”

    Chris Mack’s wife’s retraining order against Red Scare forces Cbs network execs to schedule Xavier game 8 hours after Dayton game. Dayton receives rating goldmine slot of 12:15 on a Friday.

    Leaked Box Score shows Dayton shooting 3-18 from three point land against Syracuse.

    Touch Screen 1, Charles Barkley 0.

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  • dpm

    March 16, 2016 at 12:26 PM

    I won this pool last year and still waiting on a prize…

    Reply

  • Isaac Twist

    March 16, 2016 at 3:22 PM

    I can’t believe there are already 140+ people in the pool… I would have never imagined that there are 140+ people that read this garbage…

    ( )*( ) <===3

    Reply

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