69th Annual Blackburn Review Bracket Challenge

69th Annual Blackburn Review Bracket Challenge

I don’t know what to say, really. Five days til the biggest battle of our basketball lives all comes down to this. Now either we heal as a team or we’re gonna crumble, shot by shot, pass by pass, ’til we’re finished.

We’re in hell right now, gentlemen, believe me. And, we can stay here — get the shit kicked out of us like we did against Davidson– or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell one basket at a time.

Now, I can’t do it for you. I’m too old. I look around. I see these young faces, and I think — I mean — I made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I, uh, I pissed away all my money on new suits, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who’s ever loved me. And lately, I can’t even stand the face I see in the mirror.

You know, when you get old in life things get taken from you. I mean that’s…part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out life’s this game of ups and downs. So is basketball. Because in either game, life or basketball, the margin for error is so small — I mean one-half a step too late, or too early, and you don’t quite make it. One-half second too slow, too fast, you don’t quite steal it.

The inches we need are everywhere around us.

They’re in every fast break of the game, every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that basket. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that basket. We claw with our fingernails for that basket, because we know when we add up all those baskets, that’s gonna make the fuckin’ difference between winning and losing! Between livin’ and dyin’!

I’ll tell you this: In any fight, it’s the guy who’s willing to die who’s gonna make that shot. And I know if I’m gonna have any life anymore, it’s because I’m still willin’ to fight and die for that basket. Because that’s what livin’ is! The six inches of dick in front of your face!! (Wait, what?)

Now I can’t make you do it. You got to look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes! Now I think you’re gonna see a guy who will go that basket for you. You’re gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows, when it comes down to it, you’re gonna do the same for him!

That’s a team, gentleman!

And, either we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals.

That’s basketball guys.

That’s all it is.

Now, what are you gonna do?


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69th Annual Blackburn Review Bracket Challenge

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