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Monday
Aug022010

Chris Wright Marches On, Percy Gibson is on board

Chris Wright, our beloved Christian warrior, will join nine other precocious student-athletes in NYC next week to train with the USA World Championship squad.

Named to the 2010 USA Basketball Select squad that participate in the USA World Championship Team training camp in New York were: JaJuan Johnson(Purdue University / Indianapolis, Ind.); Jon Leuer(University of Wisconsin / Orono, Minn.); Shelvin Mack(Butler University / Lexington, Ky.); Kyle Singler (Duke University / Medford, Ore.); Chris Singleton(Florida State University / Canton, Ga.); Nolan Smith (Duke University / Upper Marlboro, Md.); Howard Thompkins(University of Georgia / Lithonia, Ga.); Mike Tisdale(University of Illinois / Riverton, Ill.); Kemba Walker (University of Connecticut / Bronx, N.Y.); and Chris Wright(University of Dayton / Trotwood, Ohio).

Mike Tisdale?? Fair enough. Anyway, this is good exposure for CW and the UD program (not really, but what else is there to say about this?).

In other Flyer news, someone named Percy Gibson has verbally agreed to bring his talents to Dayton next fall.  I'm not sure what kind of player Gibson is, but I definitely want to party with his high-school coach, George Ward. Check out Ward's gems from the Dayton Daily News:

“The Dayton Flyer program is really, really on the rise,” Ward said. “You won an NIT championship, which is great. You’ve got a possible first-round lottery pick (Chris Wright) coming back next year. And you’ve got one of the top 5 to 10 coaches in the country, without question. And it’s only three hours away from home. It turned out to be a great deal.

Ward starts out with a factual statement -- UD did in fact win the NIT championship last season. We all have the t-shirts to prove it. And, as Ward correctly states, that's just great. Then we drift into the sea of absurdia. Chris Wright is a "possible first-round lottery pick?" Ok, technically every college basketball player is a possible lottery pick. But seriously, you are better than that, George.

I do like the redundancy of "first-round lottery" pick, as opposed to a second-round lottery pick? Then, the icing on the crazy cake. Brian Gregory is one of the top 5 to 10 coaches in the COUNTRY. Top five or ten coaches in the Atlantic 10? Absolutely. Top five or ten coaches in the state of Ohio? Affirmative. Top five or ten in the NATION -- "without question?"

I would love to spend a night crusing around Detroit with Coach Ward. Just me and him riding around in his Caprice Classic, tiping back some Purple Drank while Teddy Pendergrass pumps through the speakers. Odds that George Ward owns a suit with at least eight buttons? Good, very good.

“I’m excited just to know I’ll spend three or four years in the city of Dayton, and I’m looking forward to it myself - not just from a personal standpoint, but being able to see my kid fulfill one of his goals and dreams. It’s fulfilling.”

Yup, Gibson is not long for the Gem City. We might only get his services for three years. Cherish him, Dayton. Cherish him.

Reader Comments (16)

Dicks.

08.2.2010 | Unregistered CommenterDiSab

@Disab: I think what you meant to say was, "bag of dicks."

08.2.2010 | Registered CommenterTom Blackburn

This is like every college bar scene. Everybody goes to Detroit to watch Brandan Kearney play, and salivates over him. Izzo ends up romancing him to MSU, and Izzy's wingman Brian Gregory ends up with the DUFF. But he doesn't just have a one night stand, he's that guy who ends up marrying the bitch. All his friends are laughing their asses off because anyone could have had her, and are wondering why the fuck their little buddy is so hard up, surely he could have done better than her.

08.2.2010 | Unregistered CommenterTimmy Wabs

Grenades, Timmy Wabs. Ugly friends are Grenades.

Jersey Shore is awesome.

08.2.2010 | Unregistered CommenterAdam

Sister Shmelling resigned from UD today apparently. Praise Allah.

08.2.2010 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

@matt I second that one. Burn the ghetto down! I'm guessing some alumni finally had it with her and put up enough money to convince Dr. Dan to show her the door. Still sucks that most of my time at UD was under her thumb, but even then, I still managed to have one hell of a good time

08.2.2010 | Unregistered Commentermasked man

Have these people actually seen C Wright play, or did they just watch his dunk highlight reel?

08.2.2010 | Unregistered CommenterCjnt

I missed Sr. Schmeling. What was so bad about her?

08.2.2010 | Unregistered Commentermf

@ mf The short of it was she was trying to change Dayton into something it's not. She came from Creighton which became a dry campus under her watch. She changed various aspects of stuff like Daytona, the Ghetto, etc and she was unpopular with a good portion of the student body, or at least she was the two years she was there when I was.

08.2.2010 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

Article about the Sister Schmeling article on the DDN: http://www.daytondailynews.com/o/content/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/education/entries/2010/08/03/ud_dean_of_stud.html

Note that one of the commenters in that article, Jim Bretl, is an admin at Creighton where Schmeling used to work. Sounds like she's sending the article around to her old friends to come to her defense. Weird.

08.3.2010 | Unregistered Commentermf

Sister Schmelling is a huge bitch. Glad to see that shit come to an end. She locked Ghetto basements to make parties overflow onto the streets so UD Police could make citations ... at least when their fat asses could catch people from running.

What is the deal with Wright ... why is he impressing the pro's so much to get selected to the last 10 standing for the US Olympic shit?

Is there something we don't know? His game as a tweener could be good for the NBA I guess. Dunks and Blocks. If Jamario Moon can find a home .. wellllllll


Either way, Suck a dick. Drink a Sam. 1k tabs at a time!

08.3.2010 | Unregistered CommenterJohn

Now that Sr. Smelling is gone, will Jesse Berry get his scholarship back?

08.3.2010 | Unregistered CommenterDiSab

According to Schwade, LaDontae Henton is a Flyer. Here's a quote from LaDontae a while back.

"I'm good at things. I'm good at dribbling and I'm good at shooting. I just want to be great at it," Henton said. "I just want to be the best at it."

Hopefully we get three good years out of both him and Percival.

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