His Slave Name was Terrell
August 24, 2010 Tom Blackburn Cincinnati sports minx Shannon Russell reports that the starting point-guard for Our Overlords to the South, Terrell Holloway, has undergone a name change:
Junior Terrell Holloway is no longer on the Xavier basketball roster; Xavier’s leading returning scorer and assist man is now officially known as Tu (pronounced “two”) Holloway.
“I had the nickname Tu Tu beginning when I was about four years old. It changed to just Tu when I was in high school. Nobody calls me Terrell anymore. Everybody calls me Tu,” Holloway said.
“Tu has earned the respect of his teammates and coaches,” said Xavier coach Chris Mack. “His name is as unique as his talent and potential. I think he is one of the best point guards in the nation. For us to be as good as we want to be, he has to embrace the responsibility and work that comes with those expectations. I know he is ready for the challenge.”
Tu Holloway, a candidate for the Bob Cousy Award as the nation’s top point guard, is Xavier’s leading returning scorer (12.1 ppg.) and assist man (3.9 apg.) from a team that won its fourth straight Atlantic 10 Conference Regular Season Championship and advanced to the 2010 NCAA Tournament Sweet 16. XU also advanced to the NCAA Sweet 16 in Holloway’s freshman season of 2008-09.
Chris Wright, your move. I suggest Jumpy Jumperson or Robert E. Leap.
Reader Comments (18)
Levitation Holmes
Picture you upon my knee
Just tu for two
And two for tea
Just me for you
And you for me aloooooooooooooone
boob boobs see do.
You've got to be kidding me. He changed his name to Tu. What a joke.
**barfs uncontrollably**
Sooooo...his nickname as a kid was a ballet dress...and he went back to that shit?
Who is a bigger pussy, Terrell or that AIDS patient body double Mack for sucking him off?
Tootie Holloway
Da Bitch is ripping me off
It could be worse, his nickname could be 'Swamp'.
I will continue to call him Fuckhead.
Ass: what tman rims.
If a starting point guard led my team to consecutive sweet 16's in his first two years, he could change his name to anything he wanted. He could change his name to "Cock" and I'd be in the crowd chanting "I want Cock!" and "Give me Cock!"
Then again, chanting "I want Cock!" might get me mistaken for tman.
@Rosceaux: There's some wisdom there.
On the subject of tman, gayness, and nicknames, anybody that refers to UD basketball as the "Flight Club" is a certified homo. I don't even get the whole affection for the Wright Brothers. It's a known fact that the only reason they even invented an airplane was because they were trying to figure out how to get the fuck out of Dayton. Kind of ironic that the coach of the Flyers has spent the better part of the last two years trying to figure out how he was going to get the fuck out of Dayton.
@ Chips
Tman = Poop in and around mouth
Robert E. Leap... I lol'd
tutu... As in that thing ballerinas wear? Wow, how fucking manly. He might as well throw on a pair of crocs, grab a glass of chilled wine, and sit down to watch Gossip Girl to complete the picture. I cannot wait to hear what the Arena will sound like when he's introduced next year.
This is just pathetic. I hated him to begin with, and now I have absolutely no respect for him (hell, make it negative respect). What a dip-shit kind of a thing to do.
Xavier is better than Dayton in almost every way imaginable.