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Thursday
Sep022010

It's the Eye of the Tiger

Hey there loyal readers.  It's that time of year when that annoying co-worker asks you to be in his NFL Fantasy league in order to build workplace camaraderie.  You really don't want to join because you hate your co-workers, but you do like the prospect of winning a lot of money.  So you join the league, draft Tim Tebow with your number 1 pick, and get your ass kicked.  What is the fun in that?  Can you really talk shit to your co-workers even if you didn't get your ass kicked?

That's why we here at the Blackburn Review are putting together a little Survivor/Suicide Pool for you, the readers.  I assume you all know how to play this type of pool but if not, the rules are simple.  You pick just one NFL team to win each week and if that teams wins,  you move on.  If that team loses, you're out.  You cannot repeat your picks and at the end of the road, there will be one person remaining who will take the cash.  So first, go HERE to sign up.  Next, pay $20 via paypal to blackburnreview@gmail.com.  You all have until next Wednesday to join. 

We expect you ALL to join, including you Tman.  There is even a fancy "trash talk" section where John can make fun of Tman for picking the Browns in week 1.  Last and most important, we here at the BR do not take pity cases.  If you join, you must pay IMMEDIATELY.  Also, the picks must be in before the FIRST game.  So this week, the first game is on Thursday (one week from today).  If you forget to enter your pick, you are shit out of luck my friend.  So don't be a dick.  Join.  Oh, and go UD and all that garbage.

And some other fun news.  We are still looking for one person to join the fantasy footbal league. Email blackburnreview@gmail.com for the details if you are interested.  ALSO, we now have entered the 21st century/stalker age and have a Facebook Group Page.  So "friend" us or "like us" or whatever the hell you do for a group page.  Check that out HERE.  Enjoy!

Reader Comments (14)

Survivor pools rim ass.

09.2.2010 | Unregistered CommenterAdam

Count me out!

09.3.2010 | Registered CommenterOliver

We have never had to ban anyone on this site but we just might. Adam, you are safe. The rest of you are on thin ice. Join the survivor league or else.

09.4.2010 | Registered CommenterDon Donoher

I got knocked out of a survivor pool in week one last year because of Brandon fucking Stokely's once in a lifetime TD. $25 down the tubes. I vowed never again.

09.4.2010 | Unregistered CommenterAdam

@Adam...there must be two Adam's then. B/c someone named Adam is signed up. Who is "The Game?"

09.4.2010 | Registered CommenterDon Donoher

John...where are you? You are the most ridiculous gambler ever. Join the fucking survivor league or you are banned. You and all of your aliases.

09.6.2010 | Registered CommenterDon Donoher

So I joined your gay little Facebook thing, and I see a chick in there. And it's not Julia.

Two chicks read this site. About 4 more than I expected.

09.6.2010 | Unregistered CommenterAdam

So two girls AND Keith Waleskowski (member of the FB group as well!) read the Blackburn Review?!?!?!

09.6.2010 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

If Keith reads, I'd like an update on his dad's lawsuit against the Dayton Daily Worker for not naming Keith to there All Miami Valley team one year.

09.7.2010 | Unregistered CommenterMo

Philip Banks is most likely out.

I still cannot access a pay pal account, after mine was seized on EBay I have been hesitant and the bank is telling me not to.

I could just mail $25 dollars like I have in the past ... if that interests anyone then I can join. If not, I am out.

Personally, I hate football.

09.7.2010 | Unregistered CommenterJohn

@John...email Blackburn. You can mail him a check. Quit making up fake Tman Facebook profiles and join.

09.7.2010 | Registered CommenterDon Donoher

Donoher ... I swear to god ... I have not made up a tman post. EVER


I'll email blackburn in a bit

09.7.2010 | Unregistered CommenterJohn

Not gunna lie, I'd have thought we'd have chased all the female-types away a long, long time ago.

09.7.2010 | Unregistered CommenterDiSab

ion where John can make fun of Tman for picking the Browns in week 1. Last and most important, we here at the BR do not take pity cases. If you join, you must pay IMMEDIATELY. Also, the picks must be in before the FIRST game. So this week, the first giwc watches|iwc watches|

10.7.2010 | Unregistered Commentersuodingwangzhi59

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