Handsome Joe Lunardi disclosed, via his Twitter account, that he will more than likely have six A-10 teams when his bracket projection comes out later today. This is a direct result of the PAC-10’s continual abortion of a season and the A-10 splitting into two distinct factions, a suitable six and whatever else lies at the bottom of the Atlantic Ten barrel. Conceivably, the A-10 is going to finish with several teams in the 12-4/11-5 range, so the latter half of the league schedule will clearly determine who will play their way into, and out of, a bid.

At this stage of the season two things should be crystal clear: first, you cannot afford to lose to a team outside of the top six of the league. Out of the current top six, only Dayton (@ St. Joe’s) and Richmond (@ Saint Louis) have lost to bottom feeders. A loss to the bottom half of the league could serve as a nail in the coffin from here on out, as the top six of the league takes turns beating each other up. Second, the chances of the league receiving six (even five) bids are spurious at best. So many variables would have to fall into place for that scenario to occur that it’s not even worth talking about at this point. Considering this website once spent a week discussing women’s leggings that is saying a mouthful.

If we are operating under the assumption that the league is presently worthy of six bids, and for our purposes here, we are, it may be beneficial (just nod yes) to take a peek at what lies ahead for the league’s hexagon of power. Who has the easiest road ahead? Which team faces an uphill battle? It’s quite possible that a week or two from now one of these teams will have played its way out of the discussion. The schedules may provide a clue, or at the very least allow us to pretend that the picture is somewhat clearer.

Teams are presented in order of scheduling ease. The analysis gives each team an overtly favorable benefit of doubt.

1) Dunphy is sitting prettyTemple: The Owls appear to have the easiest slate of games left on the docket. With only two games against teams in the hexagon (Dayton and Rhode Island), both at home, Temple would realistically only need to split them to have the inside track on first place. After this weekend’s game against Rhode Island, Dunphy’s squad has a pair of very winnable games against St. Bonaventure and St. Joseph’s before UD comes calling later this month. After the Dayton tilt, Temple’s closes the season out with three games against squads that are currently a combined 10-16 in the league. Lastly, Temple does not have to deal with the pressure of playing crucial games back-to-back; they have an advantageously arranged path ahead of them.

2) Xavier: After traveling to Gainesville for an out-of-conference clash with the Florida Gators (which I’m not quite sure will have a major effect on the Muskies’ hopes win or lose), Xavier returns to take on St. Joseph’s. A win against the Hawks puts the Musketeers at nine wins on the season. Even if X only wins one game out of their next three (@Charlotte, @Saint Louis and vs. Richmond), they would have registered ten wins with just two conference games remaining. Those two opponents? The resigned Rams of Fordham and the dormant Bonnies of Saint Bonaventure. Sweep those two teams under the rug and Xavier reaches 12 wins without breaking a sweat. X fans are right to be satisfied with their remaining table.  Only two games in the hexagon and a pair of gimmies to close out the campaign. That’s fairly smooth sailing for our overlords.

3) Rhode Island: If Rhody can take out Richmond this week, their path to an at-large bid seems like it could be all but locked up. On the other hand, if the Rams lose two games this week – very possible considering they face Richmond and Temple – they will get booted from the hexagon (which I guess becomes a pentagon?). If the Rams can go 1-1, a trio of very winnable games awaits them (@Saint Louis, Fordham and @St. Bonaventure). Under this scenario, Rhody would have 11 wins going into games against Charlotte and UMass. Another split at the end of the season brings their win total to a beatific 12. So, Rhody’s formula for success looks something like this: split-three-split. Not exactly catchy, but neither was Bob Dylan and he uses a diamond fork to eat his tabouleh.

4) Dan and Luke need you to believe in themDayton: The Flyers were able to stave off their execution with an impressive win over Xavier this weekend, maybe you heard about it. Out of all six teams, Dayton has the most ground to make up as they are currently 1.5 games out of fifth place.  UD is the outlier in the hexagon, as they cannot afford a single slip-up outside the top six. A loss to Saint Louis, Duquesne or La Salle could signal their dismissal from the conference elite (by the way, elite is in no way an operative word in this case). As previously stated, only Dayton and Richmond have losses outside the top six, and the Spiders are unlikely to lose another game outside the hexagon.

A huge opportunity awaits the Flyers this Wednesday, as Charlotte comes to town (the 10th is going to be a busy day in the six-sided circle, as UD faces off against the Niners, and Richmond grapples with Rhode Island). A loss wouldn’t necessarily be catastrophic, given the opponent, but a 5-4 record on its face does not inspire confidence for the future. Even with a loss this Wednesday, UD has a three-pack of games that are winnable by reasonable standards: @Saint Louis, La Salle and @Duquesne. A clean sweep, however improbable, would place the Flyers at 8-4 with four games to go. Unfortunately, the Flyers have a tough close to the season, including two hexagonal contests on the road (Temple & Richmond). Winning 3-of-4 could be enough to keep the Flyers in the tournament conversation, as UD would have an 11-5 conference record with decent indicators (RPI, SOS, etc.).

Although I wouldn’t feel as comfortable labeling the Charlotte game a “must-win” as I was with Xavier, a loss to the 49ers would certainly inch UD closer to the edge of the ledge. As senseless as it may sound, 6-3 is a world away from 5-4. Even the most hopeful among us would have a hard time believing Dayton could pick itself up after a loss on Wednesday and run close to perfect over the last seven conference games.

5) Charlotte: The Niners have their work cut out for them, as half of their remaining games take place in the homoerotic frenzy of the hexagon. Nevertheless, the 49ers have put themselves in a very enviable position. At 8-1, Charlotte has the most room for error. Discounting games against the top six, Jim Utter’s team faces squads that have a combined record of 8-19. Assuming Shamari Spears and Co. take care of business against its lesser foes, Charlotte would only need to win one-of- four against the top six to end up with 12 wins in the league. Splitting the four games in the hexagon would likely mean a 13-3 mark for Charlotte. So even though Bobby Lutz’s club faces one of the toughest roads from here on out, they are probably sitting the prettiest at this point. A win against Dayton all but sews up an at-large bid for Charlotte.

6) Richmond: As much as it pains me to say it, Richie appears to have the rockiest road ahead.  The Spiders face four games in the ring, three of which are on the road. Outside of Dayton, no team can afford a loss to a bottom-feeder less than the Spiders. Wednesday’s tilt with Rhode Island will either provide Richmond with some breathing room or paint them into a corner. A victory over the Rams could see Richmond roll off four straight victories in route to an 11-2 record (after URI, Richmond faces the Bonnies, Fordham and GW). Richie’s schedule is difficult simply because of the way it is laid out. If they do not care take of business over the next two weeks, they face a murder’s row to close out the season. The prospect of taking two out of three from Xavier, Dayton and Charlotte is a daunting task for any club in the league – even more so when a potential bid is on the line.   

Do you want to be like Mark David Chapman? Of course you do. Print out this handy dandy A-10 schedule, pretend it's the Catcher in the Rye and drive to Newport News. Once there, wait for Bernadette McGlade to come out of her ivory tower. Whatever happens next is completely up to you.

This Atlantic 10 schedule thingy comes from reader David H.

He writes:

In my boredom, I have made an Excel file similar to that of the NCAA helmet schedule that is produced every year and dispersed on the web. This A10 version includes both OOC and Conference games for all 14 teams.  I thought it would be something that fellow A10 fans would enjoy so I am offering to share it with the Blackburn Review. I have not been able to find a way to post the document online, but I figured you guys might have a place to post it on the site. The file is currently set up to print to two 11x17 pages.

So there you go. White folks, print this shit out and let's fucking party. I have no idea what this is...