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Friday
Mar122010

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Master of the HouseNo introduction needed....apparently no editing needed either...let's get to it. {update: Blackburn made me spell check. Stop telling me what to do Blackburn.}

O'B: Your boy John is reporting that Joe Lunardi, a man who gets paid to tell the future and thus whose word is his livelihood, said on an internationally broadcasted television station Dayton can get two more wins in the A10 tournament they will Dance. At the beginning of the season, what would have shocked you more, that Dayton has lost 5 of their last 7 to struggle to 8-8 in conference play, or that even with such shitty results, they still have a chance at the tournament?

Blackburn: You will never hear me say a bad thing about Lunardi. The guy created his own industry and is the foremost "bracketologist" in the universe. That's a respectable hustle. You can argue with results, and Joey D's track record speaks for itself. If Handsome Joe says it, it's probably true. 
 
As far as your question, 8-8 doesn't necessarily surprise me. As we said preseason, this team had 10 or its top 11 guys coming back this year -- and none of them can shoot. Since scoring is basically half the battle, the lack of offensive talent was sure to be problematic all season. Throw in the fact that everything broke the Flyer's way last year, and you had to figure that the postseason wasn't a guarantee.  I recall our writers argued whether we should have predicted the Flyers to go 11-5 or 10-6 in conference, I guess even we overshot their potential. I know some people were throwing out ridiculous predictions like 14-2 or 13-3, which was laughable at the time and downright embarrassing at the present. How you could think a team like UD, a completely different team away from its home, could dominate the A-10 like that is beyond me.
 
That being said, I think they match up very well with Xavier (and Richmond if they progress in AC), so I'm actually kind of bullish on UD's chances in Boardwalk Hall. If they beat those two clubs then I think that UD is certainly in the discussion, which says everything you need to know about the current state of college basketball. Like I said before, this year has been a glaring indictment on the expansion to 96, which is a good thing.
 
Changing gears, what do you think about Brian Gregory's statements regarding the fans booing in recent games?

O'B: Its a load of shit. Who the fuck does he think he's talking to? A guy getting paid $500,000 a year is telling me I can't boo his shitty performance? I get paid less than a tenth of that salary and the guy that pays my salary will rip my ass apart if I were to let him down time and time again, and didn't change my performance in an attempt to improve. If this was a division three high school basketball team, where the coach is also the chemistry teacher, then yeah, its bullshit to boo. The thing is Brian Gregory is only here for the money and when he gets offered more money he's leaving. There is nothing wrong with this and I'm not trying to make him look like a bad person for standing up for his players a bit, but the fact that he says it with an utter lack of irony or embarrassment is what gets me. Like watching the game is a privilege and not a right. Like if he doesn't win more, the AD will say "well he's just such a good influence on these young student athletes, how can we fire him?" I am so upset by that comment I'm not even going to edit this rant. Moments later, BG dropped the ball
 
Lets get back on board the sanity train. Lets say we beat X and beat Richmond, then make the tournament. How does history view this team/coach?

Blackburn: Have to agree about Gregory. It's a "king is naked" kind of moment for BG. Just utterly embarrassing. It's a slick move though. Rather than discuss WHY people are booing, you attack the people who are doing the booing. Brilliant spin.  College coaches have become bad politicians.
 
If UD beats Xavier and Richmond, and then gets selected to the tournament? All is forgiven. Ultimately, success in college basketball is determined by NCAA tournament appearances. It's nice to beat your rival, it's great when graduation rates are above average, and it's encouraging when the team is competitive. However, those things pale in comparison to postseason success. If UD somehow sneaks into this tournament, the season is a triumph, Brian Gregory is a genius and Dayton has officially passed Xavier.
 
Thoughts?

O'B: Yeah. I guess. I agree with everything you say, but its kind of a shame. Keep in mind I'm saying this now, but I'll be begging you to do the recap after we win our first round NCAA game.
 
With this season in its final stages, I don't know about you, but my mind has wandered to next season. When 2011 was a lot farther away, the lineup that would include Benson, Pauly Wills, and CJ looked fruitful when paired with Juwan and Rob Lowery 2.0. Now, after watching Williams regress, seeing Benson get no time, the apparent hatred BG has for Searcy, Chris Wright inability to actually play a well rounded game of basketball, and most importantly, BG being exposed as a guy that be out-coached by any person who's ever seen a Syracuse game...I'm not as excited. Should we temper our expectations for next season? This year we were assume A10 favorites and a possible 6 Seed in the tournament. Where should I expect the pundits to say about us this summer?

Dayton's biggest recruit...since the last oneBlackburn: My mind began wandering to 2010-11 back in October. Could this be a case of addition by subtraction? I'm not sure. I will say this: as long as Chris Wright and Johnson are on the roster next season, UD can be competitive in the conference. I couldn't be more excited about the arrival of Juwan Staten. I was never completely on board the Chris Wright hype-train, but consider me the muthafuckin' conductor of the Staten Express. Guards are difference makers in college basketball, and I think by now all UD fans realize that you are at a severe disadvantage if you have suspect guard play. Staten and Josh Parker are reasons to get excited.
 
I think increased minutes for Big Dog will make everyone forget the four-year nightmare that was Kurt Huelsman. Josh Benson has shown that he has significant potential. It's too early to tell how the rest of the freshman class shakes out, but I don't expect major contributions from anyone other that Staten. We already know what to anticipate from Paul Willie and Matt Kavanaugh.
 
Depending on offseason moves, there is no reason to think that UD can't improve on a 8-8 performance. I would like to see Gregory move away from his platoon system, cut down the rotation and give Wright and Johnson 30+ minutes a game. Given BG's blind allegiance to his system, I unfortunately don't see that happening.
 
Agree/disagree?

O'B: The thing is I don't remember watching Tom Izzo take Mateen Cleaves out every 3 minutes. He's praying to a God that the even the man who created the God doesn't pray to. you ready for a great analogy? BG is just like Coach Red Beaulieu from the Waterboy. He stole The Fonz's playbook and used it to get a great job and build some success. But after a few years, everyone realized he was out of plays and couldn't adjust to the point that even a mentally handicapped team could beat them. We just haven't seen anything new, and boy wouldn't that be nice? 
 
The last person to fuck with the Fonz pulled recon duty of the Presbyterian game. The problem with next year is I don't think we'll have anyone to play SG, I think our depth will be eroded, teams will still be playing zone on us, and I don't believe we have any tangible talent in the paint. Neither CJ or CW can play a leading role on this team. Maybe that's too soon for Chris Johnson, but it sure as hell is true about Wright. I don't know what to expect from the other incoming freshman, but its hard to imagine them not taking Paul Williams spot. Lets hope that they can shoot and lets hope...gulp....Luke is healthy.
 
How the hell are we going to beat Xavier for a second time this season?

Blackburn: Forget about Luke, he is not the type of kid that plays more than 15+ minutes a game, it's obvious his body just isn't made for the long term rigors of Division one basketball. The longer he is in the game the more his weakness can be exposed. As long as he hits 40%+ of his threes, he is useful, it not, not so much.
 
I think with the right personnel, BG's system could work. However, with no inside presence, and a shaky point guard situation, I can't help but think he would have been better served riding the hot hands (especially during the back stretch of the season when things were collapsing around him). When Chris Wright scores eight points in three minutes, maybe you should let him stay in the game until he cools off or needs a breather. It's going to be interesting what happens to BG's philosophy in the offseason. If UD fails to make the Dance, he has enough evidence of what works and what doesn't work on this level. Does he alter his gameplan or stick with what got him here? Knowing Gregory's mentality, I'm not hopeful.
 
I say BG switches things up and comes out in a blazer, jeans and sparkly white sneakers on Friday night (aka the Long Island Lounge Act).  We need something huge.

O'B: We do need something huge. Something that will cause the hay seeds to gasp. Maybe we'll come out to rap music or wear baggier shorts. Maybe BG won't do coke for this game. I guess the only thing I like about today is, I really don't know what's going to happen. For better or worse, I'm going to watch the game (I'm really not, I have to be at my girlfriends birthday party at a fucking wine bar) and going to be genuinely surprised if we win...or if we lose.

I know you said before that as long as we make the tournament this season will be a success...but I know you. You have a memory that's just like my johnson...long and distinguished. How will YOU remember this season. With the disgust of the Jack Daniels shot I bought you, or the refined enjoyment of the vespa martini James Bond bought you in Monaco.

Blackburn: It all depends on whether they make a run in AC or not. The season had a odd progression, didn't it? A "huge" win to open the season against Creighton, a fairly decent showing in the Puerto Rico Tipoff, rolling off eight in a row after the K-State defeat, almost pulling off a miracle in the Pit, the escape against Duquesne, and then the loss to St. Joseph's. The loss at home against Rhody following the SJU loss was my first indication that things were not likely to pan out as we all hoped.

I guess what I will remember most about this year, if in fact the season comes to a premature end tonight, is Rob Lowery. I remain a huge Lowery fan, and thought his return to the fold would bring a much needed boost to the Flyer attack. It didn't happen, Rob Low's sporadic play was symbolic of this year's campaign.

Oh, and we learned that Brian Gregory actually does have a Napoleonic complex.

O'B: I met him once, at an alumni event...holy lord I was blasted...but he seemed so damn nice and into the program. Oh, and he smelled so fucking good. Whatever, moving on. I feel like this team planned on coasting through the year and was given a wicked reality check against Kansas State. Give me you best pregame speech for the Flyers tonight. If you are coaching Dayton, what do you tell Kurt, who's caught the ire of so many fans, what do you say to London who I argue as not, has given his soul to our program, as a mediocre player, and finally what do you say to Rob Lowery, besides pass the ball? We have top 25 talent and a top 178 conference record.

Also, give me the numbers for the NY powerball....i desperately want to quit the blog.

Blackburn: I think we are past the point of rah-rah speeches. It's simple, time to put up or shut up. This team has the talent to win the A-10 tourney, not necessarily sure they have the temperament. Honestly, Chris Wright probably has the most to lose tonight. If UD could somehow squeeze into the tourney maybe it gives him another chance to have a breakout game in the Dance and earn some more dough.

O'B: If I may say so, an NBA prospect beats St. Joe's, SLU and Rhode Island on his own.

Blackburn: Not necessarily. Although when you look at guys like Wesley Johnson, Aminu, Stanley Robinson, Ebanks, Damion James, etc., Wright's clearly not in that class. I'll always believe that Chris Wright was supposed to the the 3rd banana on a BCS team. Someone who doesn't have to make the big play, just make a play when the situation calls for it. He would have been perfect at someplace like West Virginia -- would have been the 3rd option behind Butler and Ebanks -- or Ohio State behind Turner and Buford.

Are you as tired of talking about Kountry Chris as I am?

O'B: Absolutely, sometimes he looked fantastic scoring 10 points in minutes and snagging rebounds, some games he'll look marvelous putting up a sturdy twelve and twelve...but most of the time, he just seems like he's either in the way, or too one dimensional to make an impact. I'd love to see him learn to post up guys his size. Maybe learn that MJ fade away.
 
I can't imagine scouting Chris Wright. If you showed a scout two tapes, one of his high school days, and one from UD...do you think the scout would be able to tell which tape was from 3 years ago? Of course not. He's the same player.
 
Are you doing the recon? You want to give me a prediction?

Blackburn: I ain't doing the recon, eff that. Where's Ollie and Big Harry? Here's what I predict: UD gets by X in a close one and then comes up just short against Richie. UD makes it to the NIT semis (at MSG) and you come up with some lame excuse when I try to talk you into going with me.

O'B: I concur on all accounts, only this time I insist on buying the tickets and we end up sitting in the nose bleeds. Which ends up being a wise decision because its harder to get kicked out up there.

Blackburn: Don't be so sure, I have a tendency to somehow get involved in accidental chicanery no matter where I sit.

Saturday
Feb272010

Recon: UMass...We Lost to Them Last Year

We had a little miscommunication, or maybe it was a just a lack of communication, on who was going to do the Recon for UMass. Considering how relatively steady this blog has been, especially since we added some talent this season, it should be alarming that we didn't post a real recon. If this guy can walk, we can dance. Fuck, I didn't even think about the UMass game until about an hour ago. I don't know what to tell you besides that we're all a little embarrassed. None of us got into this part time amateur blogging thing to act like a couple of bitches when the going got tough. If there's one thing I have to tell you, its that I'm sure there are over 275 teams in Div. I basketball who would love to switch places with us. Sure we're going to end our regular season barely over .500 in conference and with double digit losses, but also with over 20 wins (jinx) and a team with post season experience. Its not over, it just feels like it is.

John is right. We win out, take a win or two in the conference tournament, and we at least have a reason to watch Selection Sunday. Sure we'll be drinking heavily and on the verge of tears, but is that different from any other Sunday night? We started a few weeks ago saying, sarcastically, that this was going to be fun. The reason it was sarcastic is because we were all so disappointed to even be in this situation to begin with. Not a single person in the comments or on this blog thought for a second UD would be on the outside looking in for the tournament when the season began. We thought we were the favorites and thats does nothing more than set you up to be disappointed. Last season we knew we would have to fight our way to the tournament, and it was FUN when we did. Can you believe we knocked off West Virginia? How many people do you think really called that nation wide? Not many. The only consolation prize we have for the next week and through AC is that we are once again the under dogs. If we lose, we lose. We all pretty much see it coming, but if we win..... fucking enjoy it guys. Our season may be over soon, so try to enjoy being able to watch your team while you can. Watch London go bat shit fast running up the court, watch Flyer Jesus jump a foot above everyone to grab a rebound, and look at Kurt's intangibles. Just beautiful and utterly useless. More importantly, put the game on with your friends and have a few drinks. In lieu of a real preview...I'm going to make sure you fellas have some fun. I present to you the Dayton Flyers drinking game:

1 Drink:

- Each time a single player is substituted.

- For every missed free throw

- Every time they show a middle aged couple enjoying the game

- Every time they do a close up of a member of the UD Band.

- UD's tournament chances are mentioned

- Everytime Paul Williams stands in the corner with his hands on his knees on offense

2 Drinks:

- Everytime two players are substituted

- UD Misses a three

- Brian Gregory is shown screaming

- A foul is called on a UD playerJessica thinks you should accept our apology.

- Someone mentions I-75

- Announcers bring up the Women's team

- Everytime Searcy shoots BG daggers for being taken out of the game.

- Lowery turns the ball over

3 Drinks:

-Three players are substituted

- BG puts his hand on a player's lower back

- Chris Wright gets a slam dunk

- Chris Wright's NBA chances are mentioned

- You get Lowery and London mixed up

FINISH YOUR BEER:

- 4 or more players are substituted

- Foxxxy or Hendrick make an appearance

- Luke Fabby attempts a two pointer

- London attempts a three pointer

- Dayton shoots with less than 5 seconds on the shot clock

Stats: "Statistics can be made to prove anything -- even the truth."



PPGFG%FT%3P%RPGORPGDRPGAPGTPGSPGBPGFPG
Massachusetts MASS 71.0 40.2 66.5 30.3 40.8 15.1 25.7 12.3 14.1 5.5 4.2 20.4
Dayton UD 69.3 41.7 66.5 33.0 39.0 11.9 26.7 14.7 14.6 6.3 3.5 19.7
Massachusetts MASS Opponents 74.5 43.8 66.8 36.7 36.9 12.1 24.7 15.8 12.5 6.9 5.0 18.3
Dayton UD Opponents 61.4 39.3 64.4 31.2 32.8 10.1 22.7 11.1 14.4 5.9 3.4 18.7


Prediction:
Everyone gets drunk, everyone has some fun, but since we're all losers no one gets laid. Dayton by 9. Can't wait to see the drunk comments tonight.