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Former Flyer (and always a Flyer?) Brandon Spearman has made his next destination known: the University of Hawaii.

Say what you will about Spearman, but don’t fault his reason and logic. Spending time in Dayton, Ohio and Centerville, Iowa will put some harsh miles on the disposition of a young man. Wasting away the next few years, his prime breeding period, in Honolulu will seem like heaven on earth.

Spearman also considered TCU, Iowa and Iowa State. And by consider I mean laughed at from a distance as he showered with two Polynesian girls.