This is bigger than UD’s run to the Elite 8. A piss-pants drunk Matt Kavanaugh freestyle rapping.

The lyrics, as far as I can tell, go something like this:

Kav, only three points and five boards,

But you know I got da drinks and you know I got da whores (oh shit)

(Chubby hype man) Three points and five boards but let me know if you’re bored…

Bout’ to go to Diamonds, you know that we livin’ the high-life…

Fuuuuuuck…Kav just went in on the haters.