We needed a hero, a man capable of expressing the frustrations of every Dayton fan. Now, we search no more, as our emissary has been identified. A lone, crooked Black Sabbath poster the only thing separating him from living in an abode completely devoid of human touch, leaving his mind eternally free to consider the injustices of the day.
Dayton, meet your William Wallace:
Tom Blackburn is a proud U. o' D. alum. He loses faith in humanity one day at a time, but not in you, you seem like you are all kinds of alright. Charter member of the T-Man fanclub.