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Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? Blackburn? Is that it? Blackburn??? Well, I tell ya, let me give you a little inside information about Blackburn. Blackburn likes to watch. He’s a prankster. Think about it. He gives commenters instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition. It’s the goof of all time. Read, but don’t comment. Comment, but don’t do it anonymously. If you do, don’t be a dick. And while you’re jumpin’ from one foot to the next, what is he doin’? He’s laughin’ his sick, fuckin’ ass off. He’s a tight-ass. He’s a sadist. He’s an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never!

I’m here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began! I’ve nurtured every sensation you commenters have been inspired to have! I cared about what Blackburn wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections! I’m a fan of Blackburn! I’m a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. Who, in their right mind, commenters, could possibly deny the 20th century was entirely Swampy’s? All of it, commenters! All of it! Mine! I’m peaking, commenters. It’s my time now. It’s our time.

So yeah, come join us and watch us fuck our own sister…err…watch UD make it to the Elite 8 again.  Click on this sexy link right HERE and shine a light on your basketball ignorance. Blackburn is going to put Gonzaga in the final, so you know you will at least beat him. 

Top three finishers will get some truly awesome prizes.


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