Dayton “won,” Scoochie Smith was awarded his second Harewood Horse Trophy and the Arch-Baron Cup stays in the Gem City. May God have mercy on our souls.
I’m really sorry you guys had to see that. I really am. Let’s all step away from UD basketball for a few days, clear our heads.
We never, EVER, speak of this again. NEVER.
— Blackburn Review©®™ (@BlackburnReview) February 24, 2016
I’m embarrassed for everyone tonight. There were no winners. This was the A10’s Vietnam. No one will ever be the same.
— Blackburn Review©®™ (@BlackburnReview) February 24, 2016
Tom Blackburn
Tom Blackburn is a proud U. o' D. alum. He loses faith in humanity one day at a time, but not in you, you seem like you are all kinds of alright. Charter member of the T-Man fanclub.
25 comments
eatmorefrogs
February 23, 2016 at 11:10 PM
Jesus wept.
Lou Brown
February 23, 2016 at 11:18 PM
Glen Campbell is both underrated and overrated at the same time. Reminds me of the Fayers.
Ctime
February 23, 2016 at 11:19 PM
Hey Blackburn I want to know what Pollard has been suspended for?
If he was really hurt wouldn’t he be on crutches and resting in his bed. But no he is at every game jumping up and down on the bench, while also getting ran over on the bench. I like the fact that Archie is covering for his players but let’s get this charade over with get the guy back on the court.
LeeAce
February 23, 2016 at 11:39 PM
Agreed whatever he did they need to just forgive and let the kid play. They’re killing us every game without KP
Ifuckanurse
February 23, 2016 at 11:59 PM
Girl told me Kendal Pollard has necrosis – same shit Bo Jackson had in his hip – chance he’s done – I’m only sharing because I hope the bitch gets fired.
Ctime
February 24, 2016 at 10:31 AM
If true this is bad, but why doesn’t Archie just come out and say that’s what is wrong. Telling the truth in this case would clear up a lot and actually give him some credibility. Instead we will continue to doubt every “injury” report that Archie gives us.
maxx
February 24, 2016 at 11:19 AM
I heard Archie told the team pregame last night that Pollard is done for the year, and they laid that egg
PoopdeckPappy
February 24, 2016 at 12:33 PM
necrosis eh? Sounds like YOU are suffering from coprophagia.
The Kman
February 23, 2016 at 11:30 PM
I demand a re-vote. Kyle was the Harewood Horse. He defied odds and most of Newton’s laws of physics to hit a string of big shots down the stretch. he kept us close and then went into lock down d mode the last two possessions. Grabbed the last rebound too. Scoochies Chuck Knohblach issues from the FT almost cost us this shit burger of a win.
LeeAce
February 23, 2016 at 11:36 PM
This game broke a man’s heart as if my lady just left me!! We should never witness such a game ever again
Colorado Flyer
February 23, 2016 at 11:55 PM
rock bottom for flyers tonight right? URI game we start to play real basketball, right? …….
G F
February 24, 2016 at 12:15 AM
Restock the Barbasol Dayton had a nice shave tonight!
Mr. Wiggles
February 24, 2016 at 12:17 AM
My dick is hard as fuck but bloody and cut, especially after I dragged my balls on crews face when Archie shunned him in the handshake
G F
February 24, 2016 at 12:22 AM
But that may be giving them too much credit for doing Math in their head
Roy Driesen
February 24, 2016 at 1:32 AM
That game brought back memories of the night I contracted HIV in a dimly lit Mexican jail cell. Absolutely vile, yet oddly amazed to still be alive.
ReddFoxx
February 24, 2016 at 7:09 AM
Archie had em ready to play! Must have been on Xbox . He’s been outcoached materially over the last three games at least in every facet. Sure we’ll go NCAA, but looking like a one and done blowout- even if we get to play at home again
SammySmithSearchParty
February 24, 2016 at 9:07 AM
Last night we went hoggin’ and it was a disaster. She didn’t know how to snuggle with the ” Big East” and kept weeping every time we tried to enter her sweet spot. We felt dirty and weird. Not a good night. On to those Rams and long live Logan White!!!
TBolt
February 24, 2016 at 9:16 AM
Blackburn do you think Archie is too focused on the Infinity Coaches Challenge and not really 100% committed to the remaining conference games?
Wherli's Finger
February 24, 2016 at 9:20 AM
Is Arch trying to prove a point here…..why no faith in the young bench. I am and always will remember what Bobby Buckets did for us last season but man……if I am sitting there on the bench getting splinters in my ass I would be curious why a guy with buddy fingers is on the floor….
T-Rex
February 24, 2016 at 10:47 AM
The lack of faith is probably due to Miller being a serious liability while on the court. The guy can’t play defense, has no inside game, and seems to have no confidence right now. I don’t think more playing time is going to solve any of this.
CMurder
February 24, 2016 at 9:57 AM
To extend a point you made on the podcast, this team is a few shots away from being in the midst of a five-game losing streak right now.
The Kman
February 24, 2016 at 2:45 PM
Reject DDN headlines of the week.
With Anonymous Donor Funds Secured, Final Plans are Approved to build Sam Miller Dog House.
In crucial stretch John Crosby tells team, I got this, two years before he’s capable of telling team I got this.
Kyle Davis Finds Jump Shot On bottom shelf of The Deli next to cleaning Supplies.
Charles Cooke III hits proverbial redshirt junior transfer wall; In midst of shooting slump.
CBSsportsnetwork Sends out Apology to viewers for forgetting to remind them that Scoochie is a NYC Point Guard and Sean Miller is Archies brother.
Wally World Bashes Dayton during Halftime Show to keep to streak alive at 5.
John Deere
February 24, 2016 at 9:02 PM
I don’t give a shit about KD’s shooting percentages for the first 33 minutes of a game. The guy brings it when it’s needed. I bet that Sam is more than a little afraid of Kyle. These south side kids don’t have any time for 6’9″ pussies.
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